Well, here's the first post for yet another video game Let's Play series. (*looks up then looks down* Dude, if you couldn't tell that a game's going to have "Sexual Themes" from the fact that a game has a title like "Conception"... Then there's just something ****ed up with you!) Dude, no cussing 'till AFTER the jump break. (*sigh* Even I have to be involved in a game like this... Anyway, this Let's Play will start off with events from the demo first...) Note, I'm not playing this with any sort of guide what so ever (Not that Shimohi could even USE one seeing that, as of yet, there IS NO GUIDE to this game yet.) Oh well, on with the Let's Play!
Warning: This game is rated M for mature for Fantasy Violence, Language, Mild Blood, Partial Nudity, and Sexual Themes. If any of the following offends you, don't click the link to pass the jump break you have been warned.
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'PLAYER INFORMATION'
'Enter the hero's name.'
(Of course, if you've been reading enough of Shimohi's Let's Plays, you'll know exactly what Shimohi will call himself if he can...) S...h...i...m...o...h...i. "Shimohi"... Damn it! A six character limit... Looks like I'm going to have to go with "Shimo" instead. (And the usual "family name" is simply the Japanese word for "mirror"...) K...a...g...a...m...i. "Kagami"!
'Name [Shimo] [Kagami]'
'Is this OK?'
Of course it's OK! That's what I typed in by hand!
(So... We have an overhead shot of some island, then cut to a boat approaching... What looks to be a harbor town. Usual harbor business, yada-yada-yada and then who should step off of the boat is... Our hero, Shimo Kagami!) And it seems I have a sword. This is rather cool so far...
'Forest'
Monster: Grraaaaaaah!
Girl: Ahhh!
Shimo: What's that?
Whatever it is, it can't be good!
Monster: Grrrrrrr...!
Girl: What should we do? It's coming towards us!
Boy: We'll have to fight it!
(Who's this dude?)
Girl: Huh!? But we don't have any weapons!
Boy: No problem!
What? Are you a martial artist or something?
Boy: We're Disciples, after all!
And... What does that have to do with the proverbial price of tea in China?
Monster: Hrrraaaaah!
Boy: Here goes! Eat fist, monster!
So. Either he actually IS a martial artist... Or he's just suicidally overconfident. (I'm betting on the last one.)
Boy: Gah!
Girl: Chlotz!
(You're telling me, he is a "Klutz!") (Uh... Why are you using a Yiddish word?)
Chlotz: Owww... Man, this thing's good.
(Okay, I win the bet!)
Chlotz: But you're right where I want... you...
Something tells me that's actually a "no, we're fucked."
Chlotz: Hrgh... H-Huh? I can't... stand...? Crap... I was hurt more than I thought...
(Okay, with that, I shall forever dub you "Klutz"!)
Monster: Hrrr hrrr hrrrr!
Girl: Chlotz!
Chlotz: N-No, Fuuko! It's too dangerous! Stay back!
Well, for all I know, this "Fuuko" could be tougher than you are...
(The monsters gang up on them, including Fuuko stumbling and falling down...) Of course... (When, just in the nick of time, the monster's decapitated by... Shimo with his sword!) Of course!
Chlotz: Whoa...
(Yeah, Shimo is awesome alright.)
Fuuko: Huh...
Fuuko: Oh my gosh...
Chlotz: No way, that's crazy!
(Shimo single-handedly takes out the rest of the monsters.)
Fuuko: Oh...
(The monsters start to regenerate... They start to attack Shimo but...) (He's dodging those attacks like a boss!)
Shimo: Are you all right?
(And that's when Fuuko sees this weird-neon pink symbol that's shown up on the back of Shimo's right hand...)
Fuuko: Uh... Yes!
(Shimo nods before he focuses his attention back on the monsters.)
Shimo: All right, here goes!
Monster: Grr... guh...
Chlotz: You saved us! Man, you're really strong!
Fuuko: Thank you so much! I only just got to this place, and I thought I was already gonna die.
Ah, don't mention it...
Chlotz: Fuuko, thanking him's good and all, but maybe you should at least stand up first. I mean... we can see up your skirt.
Oh dear... *averting eyes*
Fuuko: Huh? ...! Eeeek!
Chlotz: Ow! You screamed louder than when you were being attacked by the monster...
*cringe* Indeed, that was kind of painful to my own ears as well...
Fuuko: Ugh... You jerk!
-Are you okay?-
-Here, I'll lend you a hand.-
-Who cares about underwear?-
Maybe it's that she's having trouble standing by herself at the moment... *extends hand*
Shimo: Here, I'll lend you a hand.
Fuuko: Th-Thanks...
Shimo: Can you stand?
Fuuko: I'll manage... Um, you're wearing that uniform. Does that mean...?
Oh yeah, I am wearing the same sort of uniform as you guys...
Shimo: I'm Shimo. The Brand of the Star God appeared on my hand... I just arrived on the island today.
(Yeah, yeah, Shimo's fresh off the boat...)
Chlotz: I'm Chlotz!
("Klutz" is more like it...)
Chlotz: Fuuko here and I just got here, too. We were on the same boat from the mainland.
(So, you're all boat buddies?)
Fuuko: Mmhmm! I'm Fuuko. It's nice to meet you!
Shimo: Nice to meet you two, too.
(Oh no... Again with the word play...)
Fuuko: It was amazing how you defeated those monsters. Since we've all been given the gift of the Brand, we should follow your example.
So, once again, I've been put into a position of leadership.
Chlotz: The Star God sure is cruel... To think He would give us such heavy burdens when we should be enjoying youth...
(Obviously, you haven't known Shimo "In harms way" Kagami that long.)
Chlotz: I mean, that moment when you look down and see the Brand suddenly on your arm...
More like "on your hand", but that's close enough for government work...
Chlotz: You realize that you have to toss your whole life away and move to this island.
I'm kind of seeing this more as... A chance for a fresh start! (That's a rather... Optimistic way of looking at things...) Anyway...
Shimo: I'm thankful to the Star God. Thanks to Him, I've been given the power to protect the world.
Chlotz: You're a good one, aren't you?
Yes, yes I am...
Chlotz: Anyway, once we get to the city, we've got to go to the Church to be tested, right?
Fuuko: They'll tell us what rank of Disciple our Star Energy makes us... I'm so nervous.
Chlotz: Well, there's no doubt that I'm going to be an S Rank. Elite class all the way!
(Klutz, given how you handled those monsters back there, I highly doubt it.)
Fuuko: Huh? Isn't that the class of only the most distinguished Disciples and leaders?
(Well, you know that saying... It's something about "reaching for the moon and landing among the stars even if you miss...")
Chlotz: Yep, that's right. Elites are the best of the best. That's why they're called Elites!
(No shit Sherlock!)
Shimo: What makes you so sure you'll be one, though?
(Good question...)
Chlotz: Well, it's in my blood, so... Never mind, it's nothing.
(Damn straight, that's nothing!)
Chlotz: Let's get going. Come on.
Okay... (And now, we're going to save...) Well, as... (Klutz.) His name's Chlotz... Whatever, said. Next stop is the Church...
'Church of Aterra'
Mattero: Chosen Disciples... We stand in a branch of the Church located at the center of the Fort City. I, Mattero, am the High Priest leading this church.
Chlotz: ...Is the High Priest someone important?
(Excuse me a moment... *headdesk*) (Where did you get that desk?) (Hammerspace, as usual.)
Fuuko: I've heard that they're the most important people in the churches in each area...
([sarcasm] Great! A gold-star/flower mark and a cookie for Fuuko here... [/sarcasm])
Chlotz: Guess that makes him pretty important, then...
(Later, in the...)
'Ritual Hall'
Mattero: Now... First, I must ask that you three show proof that you are indeed Disciples.
(Shimo, Fuuko and Chlotz all raise their right hands.)
Mattero: Mm... Indeed, you are all Disciples, guided here by the hand of the Star God. For the past twenty years, the people of the world have lived in fear of monsters. I believe there is no need to explain...
(Wake up, go to school, save the world. We know the drill...)
Mattero: But it is your duty to exterminate the creatures of Dusk with your holy powers.
(Wait, "holy" powers...?) (Oh, right, you considering yourself a "demon" and all...)
-I'll fight with all I have.-
-I'll do my best to help.-
-I guess it's my duty now.-
I love adventure, but I'm no blood knight...
Shimo: I'll do my best to help.
Mattero: Mm, I expect great things from you all.
Chlotz: Umm...
Mattero: What is it?
Chlotz: This holy power only Disciples have... Exactly what is it again?
*x2 facepalm combo* (*headdesk* Yeah, I think "Klutz" is an utterly fitting nickname for the dude...)
Mattero: Good heavens... Didn't your school teach you anything?
Hey, don't lump me in with him... (Says Mr. "What does being a Disciple have to do with fighting monsters"...)
Mattero: Very well, listen closely. The Dusk Circles have been appearing in this world over the past twenty years. The monsters that poured forth from them raised havoc among the people. These creatures could not be defeated with the meager amount of Star Energy we had.
(Well, that sucks... I think.)
Mattero: But, the Star God began to lend His might to a lucky few among us. In bestowing you Disciples with holy power, He marked you with the Star Brand. Now, listen carefully... The creation of the Dusk Circles is a direct result of Man's growing desires.
(I don't think I'm going to like where this is going...) (But I do!)
Mattero: The first Dusk Circle appeared here on this island, and represents our cardinal sins. Accordingly, Dusk Circles representing the 7 deadly sins appeared around the world. Well then, now you must go to the Research Lab to take your Qualifiying Exams.
Chlotz: Ooh! It's finally time!
Mattero: I have high hopes that you will all be selected as the Elite "Nemesis Hunters."
Shimo: What are those?
I mean, are they the "monster hunters" or are we going to be something's "Nemesis" in general?
Mattero: It means "those who hunt with vengeance." It's become a nickname for the Elite class.
(Uh... Isn't that an indulgence of the sin of Wrath?) Besides, last I checked, "Nemesis" was the name of a goddess...
Mattero: As I have said, the Qualifying Exam is held at the AngelMarker R&D. Go there, and seek out Chief Ruby, who is in charge of administering the examination.
Fuuko: We'll do our best.
What Fuuko said.
Matter: My, we have some truly... well-developed female Disciples this year.
(What!? You perverted old man!)
'Downtown'
Chlotz: That old coot seemed kind of fishy.
(No kidding...)
Shimo: ...You think so?
Well, I didn't directly see him say or do creepy things... But I'll take your word for it.
Fuuko: Even so, you shouldn't be asking basic questions like that of a Church elder. Did you ever attend classes wherever you grew up, Chlotz?
(Doesn't sound like it.)
Chlotz: What, do you want to test me? Go ahead, ask me anything.
Shimo: Well...
-Tell me about Disciples.-
-Tell me about monsters.-
-It's okay, I understand now.-
*sigh* Might as well go though these in order...
Shimo: Tell me about Disciples.
Chlotz: Sure thing.
(Getting the salt cellar...)
Chlotz: Disciples are people like us, who receive the Star Brand through the Star God. The Brand indicates that we've been granted more Star Energy than the average person. By the way, I received my Brand when I was taking a bath.
And... WHY did we need to know this?
Chlotz: I felt something like lightning run up my arm, and I looked down... and there it was!
Fuuko: Additionally, only people between the ages of 16 and 18 receive the Star Brand. The Brand disappears before we reach maturity, and our holy power goes with it. The Star God has bestowed His power on us since the first Dusk Circle, twenty years ago.
Chlotz: Is there anything else you wanna ask about?
Shimo: Well...
-Tell me about Disciples.-
-Tell me about monsters.-
-It's okay, I understand now.-
Next question please...
Shimo: Tell me about monsters.
Chlotz: Alright. "Monsters" are, well, monsters. They come out of the Dusk Circles and attack people!
(Well, there's a "Monster" here who just corrupts the minds of others... *ji...*) (Okay, I KNOW you're staring at me.)
Chlotz: End of story!
Shimo: That was a vague explanation... The monsters existed before the Dusk Circles first appeared.
Chlotz: Well, yeah, but in small enough numbers that people could deal with 'em. You knew there weren't that many before the Dusk Circles started opening, right? There were never any places with so much Dusk Energy that they spawned monsters.
Fuuko: By the way, there are a total of eight open Dusk Circles in the world. The oldest and largest Dusk Circle is here in the Fort City.
Chlotz: It's still dormant, though, and hasn't materialized into a Labyrinth, right? Even then, I've heard that monsters are pouring out of it. Thinking about what would happen if that place completely activated is really scary.
Fuuko: That must be why they built a frontline base and an Academy to train Disciples.
Chlotz: Is there anything else you wanna ask about?
Shimo: Well...
-Tell me about Disciples.-
-Tell me about monsters.-
-It's okay, I understand now.-
Nah, I'm cool.
Shimo: It's okay, I understand now.
Chlotz: Well, now that we all know that I did get an education...
(Well, not that much regarding the nature of monsters. I wonder...)
Chlotz: Let's head to where the Qualifying Exam is being held!
(Later at the...)
'R&D Lab'
Shimo: So this is where we'll be taking the Qualifying Exam.
Chlotz: It sure looks like the place.
(In the...)
'Laboratory.'
Shimo: Excuse me.
Young Man: Hm? Who may you be?
Chlotz: We're new Disciples, here to take the Qualifying Exam.
Mark: New Disciples? Oh, good. Welcome to AngelMarker R&D. I'm Mark, a researcher here.
Chlotz: Nice to meet you!
What he said.
Mark: Chief Ruby! The Disciples have arrived!
Ruby: Ah, welcome. I'm the chief researcher here. My name is Ruby.
Chlotz: Good Stars...! That is one smokin' hot tomater!
Well, I do have a thing for unnatural and/or rare hair and eye colors...
Fuuko: Chlotz, your inner thoughts are falling out through your mouth.
(Yeah! At least Shimo here has the sense to keep any comments about his fetishes as inside-his-head thoughts...)
Ruby: You're an honest young lad. I like that. I might have a nice reward for you later.
Chlotz: S-Seriously?
(I doubt it.)
Mark: Don't tease the new meat, Ruby.
(Told you so!)
Ruby: I know, I know. So, you're the new Disciples that were scheduled for today. Mattero's told us about you. I've already confirmed your identites with your names and faces. I hope we get along.
All: It's nice to meet you.
(No, seriously, that's what it says.)
Ruby: Let's see... Is there anything you'd like to know before we administer the Exam?
Shimo: Well...
-I want to know about this lab.-
-I want to know about Ranks.-
-I don't have any questions.-
Might as well know who's doing the tests...
Shimo: I want to know about this lab.
Ruby: Very well. This research lab is completly financed by AngelMarker Industries. It's actually under the direct management of AngelMarker. We mainly develop new means of fighting against monsters here. Is there anything else you'd like to ask?
Shimo: Well...
-I want to know about this lab.-
-I want to know about Ranks.-
-I don't have any questions.-
I was also curious about...
Shimo: I want to know about Ranks.
Ruby: All Disciples that are transferred to this Academy undergo a Qualifying Exam. The results of this exam determine the classes you will belong to. Students are divided into either Standard or Elite classes.
Ah, so there's only two ranks. I see...
Ruby: Elite Disciples are ranked from A to F.
Okay, I stand corrected...
Ruby: There is also an S Rank of elites: a very few people with outstanding skills. These Disciples are considered to be especially exceptional here at the Academy.
Fuuko: How many S Rank Disciples are there. Few enough that we can count them on our fingers.
(So, that can mean either between one and five or one and ten...) (The thumb doesn't really count as a finger.) Says you!
Chlotz: That's really low!
Ruby: Still, Disciples who perform well on their Qualifying Exam can increase in Rank. I hope you all work hard to become S Rank Disciples.
(That is, assuming Shimo even qualifies for the elite classes...)
Ruby: Is there anything else you'd like to ask?
Shimo: Well...
-I want to know about this lab.-
-I want to know about Ranks.-
-I don't have any questions.-
Shimo: I don't have any questions.
...At the moment.
Ruby: Let's move on to the Qualifying Exam, then. Chlotz, you're first, Then Fuuko, and then you'll be last, Shimo.
Okay.
Shimo: Got it.
Chlotz: Alright! S Rank, here I come!
(I'm betting over nine-thousand Internets that he doesn't get into the elite class, let alone S Rank. This is going to be "Issachar " all over again.) (Later...)
Ruby: There, you're done. You are in the Elite class, Chlotz. Your rank is B. Congratulations.
Well, you were wrong about him getting into the Standard Classes; but right about him not getting S Rank.
Chlotz: ...Seriously? I'm not an S Rank!? No way!
Fuuko: That's still impressive. You're an Elite! Don't you think so, too?
-Yeah, I think it's amazing.-
-Isn't that normal?-
-It's not that great.-
Well, "Elite" implies a strength above the norm. And with the available ranks: S, A, B, C, D, E and F. That's the third highest!
Shimo: Yeah, I think it's amazing.
Chlotz: Huh...? Really? I-I mean, yeah! That was a piece of cake for me!
([sarcasm] Whatever you say, Klutz... [/sarcasm] You know, Shimo, I think you can be TOO humble for your own good.)
Ruby: Let me add that your Ether Count is 60. Male Disciples average around 50, so it is rather impressive. You're next, Fuuko. Come on into the simulator.
Fuuko: I'll do my best!
(Later...)
Mark: Impressive results. She has a great deal of Star Energy.
Ruby: Amazing, Fuuko! You're not only an Elite as well, but you're an S Rank!
What!? Seriously, I mean, are we sure the instruments didn't mess up or something like that?
Chlotz: Seriously...?
Fuuko: Ahaha... Me, an S Rank? The only thing I'm good at is swimming... This is some kind of joke, right?
(Wow, even Fuuko herself is questioning the results...)
Ruby: Physical fitness isn't an indication of a Disciple's natural gifts. And according to the Church's records... Female Disciples with a great deal of Star Energy are more likely to be S Rank. The Academy now has another S Rank Disciple among its ranks. This is a great day.
(No kidding...)
Shimo: I'm glad for you, Fuuko.
Fuuko: But will I really be okay being an S Rank?
Chlotz: Man, I'm so jealous! You're seriously lucky!
Ruby: Let me make it clear that luck has nothing to do with a Disciple's Rank. Well, you're last. We've had a good run today, so let's finish this with a bang.
*sigh* If you insist...
'Redux'
(Apparently, that's the name of the simulator.)
Ruby: We're going to use a simulator to examine you.
Yeah, I got the idea from when it was Fuuko's turn.
Ruby: When the holographic target is displayed, attack it with all your might.
Okay...
Ruby: We will monitor that and calculate your abilities. Let's get started.
(We're going to start a fight... In cyberspace!)
'Can you hear me? It's Ruby. How's your equipment? I'd like to get some readings off of it. We created this simulated Labyrinth using data from the Dusk Circles. Use the left stick to move, and adjust the camera with the directional buttons or L/R buttons. We're uploading Fuuko's data to test your affinity with S Ranks. Try fighting alongside her. Now, open the door with the X button and progress further in the Labyrinth.'
Okay heading toward the door and... It's open!
'There's a monster ahead to gauge your power. Don't hold back just because it's a simulation.'
And it's another door... (Monster battle!)
Data-Fuuko: We need to concentrate!
Shimo: It's my turn!
Okay, so I'm going to... Back attack it!
'Weak Point 600 ATTACK'
(The enemy monster attacks and deals 144 damage to both Shimo and the Fuuka simulation.) Okay, so this time an attack to it's left side!
'Weak Point 600 ATTACK'
(Once again, Shimo is a dick to monsters... Not including myself, of course, I'm a demon!)
Shimo: Is that all you've got?
'Result EXP: 12 GLOW 20'
("Glow"?) Apparently, that's the currency. (Back at the...)
'Laboratory'
Ruby: All right, the exam is done! You're an A Rank Elite.
Wow. That's cool...
Shimo: A, huh...
Chlotz: Hrgh... That's higher than mine. Not bad, man!
-It's not great, either.-
-Well, at least I'm an Elite.-
-I'm better than Chlotz!-
(Well, you are better than Klutz!) His name's Chlotz, besides, that's a really shitty thing to say. Still...
Shimo: Well, at least I'm an Elite. I'm a little disappointed that I'm not an S Rank, to be honest.
But just a little...
Fuuko: We're all Elites! Don't start complaining about not being super on your first day.
Shimo: You're right. I guess I'd better start working hard at everything to increase my Rank.
Ruby: Oh, hold on a moment. Before you exit the simulator, we're going to calculate your Ether Count.
(Huh? That frenzied beeping doesn't sound good...)
Mark: Hm? What's this?
Ruby: What's wrong? ...What the--? His Ether Count is... It's more than 1500! It's off the scale!
*blushing profusely* (So... WHAT!? Your absurdly high Ether Count is breaking the machines!?)
Ruby: Is the Renda malfunctioning?
Mark: No, this isn't a malfunction. His body is generating a fantastic amount of Ether!
Ruby: You're kidding, right? This is over 30 times the average Ether Count...
I know is is supposed to be good news, but right now I just feel like crawling into a hole somewhere... (What? Is this reminding you of... Ew! Gross!)
Mark: The Ether detector can't take any more!
(I'm betting on an explosion!) No... Don't explode...
Shimo: Hm? What happened?
Indeed, what the fuck happened!?
Ruby: Don't tell me, is this boy...?
Why are you staring at me like that...?
Mark: He has to be. He's the one the Church has been waiting for...
Wait! Am I supposed to be some kind of Chosen One? (If you are, let's drink large amounts of pop to celebrate!) (Later...)
Mark: He's a God's Gift.
Shimo: A what?
Ruby: As you know, Ether Density is extremely low within Dusk Circles. That's why Disciples can't use their Star Energy in them and can't fight properly. Because of this... We have only been able to intercept monsters that leave the Circles.
Mark: But your body is naturally exuding an incredible amount of Ether. So much so that it's possible to create a battlefield within the Dusk Circles.
Shimo: What do you mean?
Ruby: It means that you can fill the space around you with Ether, even inside the Circles. So much so that you can use Star Energy there. If other Disciples and Star Children are by your side, they can fight as well.
Fuuko: That sounds... great!
Still hasn't quite off set the embarrassment yet...
Ruby: He's the greatest ray of hope since the Dusk Circles were born.
Shimo: I have that power...?
Chlotz: I've never even heard of such a thing until now.
Ruby: There's never been a male Disciple who created this much Ether. Never. You truly are a gift from God.
How could this happen? (Hey! That's exactly what the voice acting technically said!)
Shimo: I'm the first one, then...?
Chlotz: Man, I have some amazing classmates.
(You jelly Klutz?) Akurei, stop calling Chlotz "Klutz"...
Ruby: Since you're a God's Gift, I'm going to give you this. This is an Ether Amp. It's a special device that male Disciples with high Ether Counts can equip. All weapons you use while using this will be strengthened further by your Ether.
Chlotz: That's so cool! I want one too, Chief Ruby!
Ruby: Your Ether Count isn't high enough to make it effective. You won't get any result from having one.
Chlotz: I... Oh.
Ruby: And Fuuko, this is for you. These are Dusk Breakers. They're advanced weapons that compress the wielder's Star Energy into coherent energy.
Chlotz: Wow! That's awesome!
Ruby: These are specially made for S Rank Disciples with high amounts of Star Energy. It wouldn't be an exaggeration to say that they've been make for people like you.
Fuuko: Oh... I hope I'll be able to master such expensive-looking weapons.
Ruby: One more thing about the Ether Amp and the Dusk Breakers.
And that would be...?
Ruby: This is an innovative feature, so I hope I don't gush over it too much. Activating it during battle absorbs holy power from the wielder's Brand. It then envelops the user's body with a combat suit. In other words, it puts you into battle mode.
(That's... COMPLETELY AWESOME!)
Chlotz: Th-That's so cool! You can even transform in a fight, too!? Chief Ruby, please! I really want one, too!
Is Chlotz talking about getting his own Ether Amp? (Sounds like it to me.)
Ruby: You'll be issued a mass-produced Dusk Breaker later.
Chlotz: That's not fair. I say this is Rank discrimination!
Dude, I didn't really ask for special treatment of any kind. It was just... Pushed on me.
Mark: Chief Ruby, I've finished the report to the Church.
Ruby: Thanks.
Mark: I'm sorry for the trouble, but we'd like you to return tot he Church right now. It seems Mattero wishes to speak with you regarding "Classmating."
(*facepalm* Not ONLY is that the... Most! Groan-inducing Pun! Ever! Half of it implies something gross!)
Chlotz: Class-whatting?
(What he said!)
Chlotz: Alright! Let's hurry back to the old guy's place!
Ruby: Chlotz, we were told that you don't need to come.
Chlotz: Huh!? Why not!?
Apparently, no threesomes allowed. (Aw man!) (...I would not be surprised if that nearby "Dusk Circle" embodied the sin of Lust.)
Ruby: The Church wants to analyze the Star Conception Rate of God's Gift and S Ranks.
What. (Roll credits. Oh wait...)
Chlotz: *sniff* That's not cool... This really is Rnak discrimination...
*sigh* Dude, you're not the one that's effectively being pimped out for science...
Ruby: Also, you three are all second-years, correct?
Apparently...
Ruby: The Elites are divided into one class per year, so you'll all be in the same class. Make sure you get along well together. Now, hurry up and get going. I'm sure Mattero is waiting for you.
Shimo: I see. Well then, please excuse us.
(Back...)
'Downtown'
Fuuko: ......
Shimo: Fuuko, are you okay? You've been awfully quiet.
(Shimo's it's pretty obvious why Fuuko's being quiet!) I know, I'm just checking to be sure. ("When you assume, you make an ass out of you and me" and all that jazz...)
Fuuko: Huh? O-Oh, I'm fine.
Chlotz: You haven't said much since Mark mentioned Classmating.
(...Chlotz, you just HAD to open your big mouth...) (Hence why I call him, "Klutz".)
Fuuko: That's not true!
(Actually, if you were to look up, you'd absolutely see a lack of dialogue on your part 'till Klutz broght it up, Fuuko.)
Chlotz: Hey, she turned bright red. Looks like I'm right.
Fuuko: Hrgh... Are they really going to make me Classmate now...?
Chlotz: When a Disciple with a high Ether Count Classmates with a girl with Star Energy...There's an increased chance of a Star Conception, right? Then you'll definitely be given a lot of chances to do Classmating.
Fuuko: Urgh... But I'll still have to make up my mind to go through with it...
Shimo: Yeah, it's the ritual for creating Star Children.
Chlotz: *sigh* Well, since apparently I'm not needed, I guess we'll go our separate ways here. I'll see you guys again at the Academy.
Shimo: See you later.
(Later at the...)
'Church of Aterra'
Mattero: Fuuko, the S Rank female Disciple, and the God's Gift, Shimo. Welcome back, the two of you.
Priest A: Ah, so this is the God's Gift.
Dude, I do have a name you know...
Priest B: The Star God has finally graced us with a God's Gift!
Mattero: Shimo and Fuuko.
Yeah...
Mattero: We would like you to immediately try to Classmate with each other.
I knew it would involve pimping us out...
Fuuko: Huh...? R-Right now?
Mattero: I can understand your anxiety at the current situation. But, as you know... Classmating is a holy ritual to create Star Children. The male's Ether and the female's Star Energy are entwined with bonds... Pouring this energy into the Star Womb Matroyoshka creates these holy children.
"Matroyoshka"? Doesn't that sound similar to the name for those Russian Nesting Dolls?
Fuuko: I do understand that the ritual is necessary for us to win peace in the world. But my heart isn't ready yet... I'm sorry, but please give me some time.
Mattero: I see... I understand. Then, while you are thinking, I will go over the details of Classmating. Shimo, is there anything you'd like to review about the Classmating ritual?
Shimo: Well...
-Tell me about Star Children.-
-Tell me about Star Conception.-
-No, not in particular.-
Well, I am curious about something...
Shimo: Tell me about Star Children.
Mattero: Star Children are not human. They are warrior spirits created to fight monsters. They are born though the Classmating of a male and female Disciple. They get their powers through the Star Energy of the female who made them. That Energy is what they use to put their powers to their full use. When taking Star Children into battle, it is standard for a female to accompany them.
(I see... Children of the Stars, kicking ass along side their Action Mom. That's very cool!)
Mattero: Do you have any other questions?
Shimo: Well...
-Tell me about Star Children.-
-Tell me about Star Conception.-
-No, not in particular.-
Okay, I'm partially asking this out of curiosity, and the rest is stalling for time.
Shimo: Tell me about Star Conception.
Mattero: "Star Conception" refers to the act of Classmation, creating Star Children. The female takes the male's Ether into a Star Womb during this ritual. Now, as to the viability of the Star Conception Rate... That is, the probability of conceiving a Star Child as a result of Classmating. The rate is highest between males with high Ether Counts and highly ranked females. According to the statistical data gathered until now... The success rate is only a few percent, even with S Rank Disciples on both sides.
(So... That doesn't sound promising.)
Mattero: Do you have any other questions?
Shimo: Well...
-Tell me about Star Children.-
-Tell me about Star Conception.-
-No, not in particular.-
Well. I think I stalled for time long enough.
Shimo: No, not in particular.
Mattero: But we can expect a high Conception Rate with an S Rank girl and a God's Gift male.
(We can only hope...) (Wait, you approve of this?) (Of course, even if it's not actually what's going on, there's a high "conception rate"... Of sex jokes that can be "born" of this situation!) (I need to borrow that desk... *headdesk*)
Mattero: We would definitely like to see some good results from you.
Fuuko: ......
(Later in the...)
'Ritual Hall'
(If you...) (No! I'm going to cut off that reference before it even begins!) Wow, you're kind of sounding like that cop who'd abruptly end a sketch for "being too silly". (*sigh* You know the drill...)
Mattero: Are you prepared, Fuuko?
Fuuko: Yes... I'm ready now.
Mattero: We will now begin the Classmating. I will take full responsibility and watch over the ritual between you two.
(Kinky...) (Aaarrgh!)
Mattero: Now, proceed as I taught you earlier!
(Tutorial time! Once the tutorial's done we'll be back to our regularly scheduled LP.)
'Classmating 1/2'
A number next to the female Disciples name shows the BP cost or the number of "Bond Points" necessary to perform a Classmating. In the bottom left corner of the screen there's a meter displaying the amount of BP you currently have. While in the lower right corner is a graph that displays the heroine's status or "aptitude" which will affect the status and class of the Star Child that is created with the heroine.
'Classmating 2/2'
Above the aforementioned graph information about the heroine will be displayed. You can look through the heronine's personal information by pressing the L or R Buttons. Among those is a emoticon that indicated the heronie's mood and intimacy with you. Which will change depending on the events experienced with the heroine and will have an effect on the Star Child that is born. And if there's a high chance that a set of twins may be born, a certain mark will appear to indicate this, otherwise the chance of this happening is only slight.
'Star Children'
'The Star Children that are born will be heavily influenced by the Protagonist and the heroine they are born from.'
'If you haven't been communicating with the heroine will, or the heroine is in a bad mood, it will negatively affect the Star Child.'
'Also, depending on the timing, there are other factors that affect the Star Children. When creating Star Children, make sure to be aware of how the heroine is feeling.'
'CHECK!: If the heronie's mood is the worst it can be, you will not be able to perform Classmating with her.'
(Okay, I believe we're going back to our regularly scheduled Let's Play of the Demo of this game...) Well, we have 200 bond points and our only choice for a partner right now is Fuuka. (Let's get this over with...)
([sarcasm] More Tutorials! Hurray! [/sarcasm])
'Selecting a Matryoshka'
First we have the Matryoshka's name, how many we have in Stock... (So those things aren't re-usable...) ...and information about that particular type of it.
'Effect Matroyoshkas Have'
'Matryoshkas will affect the Star Child's abilities.'
'There are various types of Matryoshkas, and each affect different aspects such as "stats" or "elements". When you find a new Matryoshka, try it out and see what it does.'
'CHECK! You need a Matryoshka in order to perform Classmating!'
Yeah, I kind of figured that out on my own.
(Hopefully we can go back to the game with quite a bit of time between this tutorial and the next!)
Let's see, we have a... Matryoshka... An infinite amount of those!? (Maybe that's the type that's reusable.) "A basic Matryoshka. Free to use by all." ...and it has a bond point cost of 100. (Maybe there's a reason why you have 200 BP...) (It looks like Fuuka's doing the "floaty naked dance" except that she and Shimo only end up holding hands...) (See, it's not so bad! But, bless it! More tutorials!)
'Star Children's Class'
'Once the Classmating is over, a list of the classes will appear. Select the class that you want the Star Child to be. If the Star Child that was created doesn't have the required parameters, or hasn't fulfilled certain requirements, you will not be able to select certain classes.'
'Star Children's Parameter'
A yellow graph represents the new Star Child's parameters while an orange graph represents the required parameters for the class. Depending on which class is selected, the Star Child's characteristics and skills will be different. There are many different classes for Star Children, so experiment and "try finding the ones you like".
(Once again, back to the game... If I have to deal with another tutorial, I'm going to scream!) The only class available is the "Gunslinger"... Now as for what to name her... Oh! I know! "Patty"! (As in, after half of the Thompson sisters?) Yes.
'CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NEW ARRIVAL'
Patty: Hey there! You can count on me!
(Aw... She has her mother's hair color...)(*squees*)
'Star Child Birth'
'On rare occasions, a Star Child with two different defensive elements, or a very fast grwoth rate will be born.'
'Star Children will have Bonus Cards when they are born. You will receive certain bonuses from these.'
(Patty was born with a "BP 25% OFF" card...) (Aw! She's just so cute!) Wait, there's more!?
'CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NEW ARRIVAL'
Ian: Leave it to me! I'll show 'em!
Nina: I may not be much, but I will try my best.
(Both of them also have a "BP 25% OFF" card as well.) (*gasp* You two had triplets!)
Priest A: *gasp* Is this true...?
Priest: B: This... This is unbelievable.
Mattero: Good Star... Triplets, on the very first attempt!? The Conception Rate must be... That's an unbelievable success!
I know, even I can hardly believe it...
Ruby: The amount of Ether produced guarantees a Star Child with an S Rank female Disciple.
Mattero: Ruby!? When did you get here?
Ruby: I had an interest in this experiment, too. I decided to observe and take readings.
Mattero: What!? You dare call this holy rite an "experiment"!?
Actually, I thought that was exactly what this was in the first place...
Ruby: Ah, forgive me. But don't these results satisfy you, too?
Mattero: ...Indeed, I am extremely pleased. O Star God, we are truly thankful for your Gift. We will now be able to exterminate the monsters withing the Dusk Circles!
Fuuko: Hoo... Whew...
Shimo: Fuuko, are you all right?
You seem to be rather tired.
Shimo: Here, grab my arm.
Fuuko: Th-Thanks...
Ruby: Well done, you two. If your bond becomes stronger, even stronger Star Children will be born. Keep this up and get along with each other.
Fuuko: Oh, um... Yes...
Mattero: You are free to use this shrine if you need to perform Classmating from here on. Disciples with high Conception Rates are given priority to use this holy place.
Shimo: I understand.
But I'm wondering. Where's Patty, Ian, and Nina?
Ruby: Well, you two. Considering where we are, I'll guide you to the Fort City's defensive line now. Oh... You'll need to change before that. You're in the Standard-class uniforms. Here are your Elite-class uniforms. Once you've changed, let's regroup.
Mattero: Still, I am truly envious of youth. If I was a Disciple, I'm sure I would have enough Ether for a legion of children...
(Later at the fort...)
Ruby: Goodness... Don't you look smart in your new uniforms.
Fuuko: Ah... Thanks Chief!
Shimo: Thanks.
Ruby: Yes, well now that we're here, let me give you the grand tour. This is the top of the Fort City. You're at the defensive line now. It's located at the Original Core...
(Speaking of which...)
'Original Core'
Ruby: Look down from here. What you see in the water is the world's first and largest Dusk Circle. The Church calls it the Pandora Labyrinth, by the way. Giving it a name makes it easy to remember, so go ahead and call it that as well.
Okay, got it.
Fuuko: How frightening... So this is the first dusk Circle that appeared twenty years ago...
Ruby: There are eight Dusk Circles in the world right now, including this one. Of those, two have become active. That is, they've fully materialized as Labyrinths. This one has remained dormant, however.
(Over nine-thousand Internets says that it's suddenly going to become active very soon...)
Ruby: This one is still what's nicknamed a Circle Seed... an inactive Dusk Circle. Still, because of its powerful energy, monsters are slowly pouring out of it.
Shimo: I can see the Labyrinth clearly, though. Why isn't this considered an active Circle?
Ruby: There is a reason why you can already see it so clearly... The Dusk Energy here is extremely powerful compared to other Dusk Circles.
Shimo: How is the Fort City being protected from the monsters here?
Ruby: As you can see, the mouth of the castle wall is lined by a magic wall. We are fully equipped with a system to intercept any monsters, as well. Even then, some monsters occasionally do get past that.
Fuuko: So the monsters that attacked us when we got off the boat must have been some of those.
Ruby: You were attacked by monsters?
Yeah...
Ruby: That's odd. We haven't received any reports that monsters escaped the defensive line... Could they have come from one of the Nests on the island?
Shimo: There are monster nests here?
Ruby: The active Circles on the continent shoot out pods filled with monsters called Nests. They sometimes make it all the way to the island, but it's very rare.
(Okay, now we're seeing this grotesque...) (Don't you mean "Cool"?) (...looking castle-like structure that's shooting what looks like missiles of a similar appearance. One such missile that landed in a dry and barren area...) (Heh-heh, you said "barren"...) (*sigh* Anyway, the "missile" shoots out tendrils and morphs into this strange temple/castle mound.) Now back to the plot already in progress.
Male Disciple: Chief Ruby, I'm sorry to keep you waiting.
Ruby: Ah, here you are. Let me introduce you. This is another S Rank in the second-year.
Fuuko: That means we'll be in the same class. I'm Fuuko. It's nice to meet you.
Alec: I'm Alec. Another S Rank, huh?
Fuuko: So I'm told... I'm a little worried if I'll be of any use though.
Alec: You shouldn't be so naive. Such thoughts on the battlefield will only lead to death.
Fuuko: Y-You're right, ahaha...
Alec: It's not funny.
Dude, can't you tell that's Fuuko's absolutely nervous!
Fuuko: Oh... Right.
Shimo: I'm Shimo. It's nice to meet you.
Alec: So, you're God's Gift...
Shimo: Is there something on my face?
(I think it's more like Alec here's jelly...) ("Envy" another one of the Seven Deadly Sins...)
Alec: No... It's nothing.
([sarcasm] Right... [/sarcasm])
Ruby: Why don't you have Alec guide you from here on? I may not look it, but I'm rather busy. See you later.
Alec: You need a tour, huh? Okay, come with me. Is there anything you'd like to know about the Fort City while we're here?
Shimo: Well...
-Tell me about this Circle.-
-Tell me aboutt he Academy.-
-I don't have any questions.-
(Well, there's one thing I'm curious about. So... Can you please ask for me?)
Shimo: Tell me about this Circle.
Alec: I believe you know already... But there are currently eight Dusk Circles in the world. The Dusk Circle at the Fort City is the oldest and largest of those. Though it's still a Circle Seed, it has enough Dusk Energy to create monsters. When it ever activates, this Circle will be horrifically powerful. That's why the Academy was created to train Disciples like you and me. We need to be able to stand up against the Circles when the do become active.
Shimo: Thank you. I understand now.
(But I still don't know for sure what sin this circle's associated with. Like I said before, I would not be at all surprised if it turns out to be lust...)
Alec: Any other questions?
Shimo: Well...
-Tell me about this Circle.-
-Tell me aboutt he Academy.-
-I don't have any questions.-
I am a bit curious about the second question...
Shimo: Tell me about the Academy.
Alec: The Aterra Academy gathers those who have received the Star God's Brand. It's where we're trained to be Disciples. Aside from certain individuals who are givne special assignment from the Church... Everyone who exhibits a Brand must transfer to the Academy the moment it appears. And then, there are the Disciples like us, who are shown to be Elites. While we're training, we get assigned to combat units to eliminate monsters. And, obviously, higher-ranked students are assigned to more important missions.
Shimo: I see. Thanks for the explanation.
Alec: Any other questions?
Shimo: Well...
-Tell me about this Circle.-
-Tell me aboutt he Academy.-
-I don't have any questions.-
Shimo: I don't have any questions.
Or, rather, no other questions that I can think of right now.
Alec: I see... I'll show you the firing control for the Dusk Screener first.
Announcement: Monsters are emerging from the Dusk Circle! All staff on duty, intercept them immediately! We have an incursion!
Fuuko: What's going on!?
It seems like we're under attack.
Alec: ...It seems monsters have broken through the magic barrier.
Monster A: Zheeeee!
Alec: There's quite a number of them... God's Gift, can you fight?
-Of course.-
-I have no other choice.-
-To be honest, I'm scared.-
Shimo: Of course.
But still, I DO have a proper name you know!
Alec: I'll hold these ones off! You go defeat the ones up ahead.
Shimo: Can you fight them on your own?
Alec: I'll be fine. Now, go!
Shimo: Right!
(Later, with the aforementioned "monsters up ahead"...)
Monster D: Graaaaaaah!
Monster E: Bwaaaaaaah!
Monster F: Blaaaaaaah!
Fuuko: Whoa! There's a ton of monsters up here, too!
Shimo: We can defeat these if we work together! Let's go!
Fuuko: Right!
(Time to start a battle...) (Transformation sequence included!)
Fuuko: I'm not going to lose!
Okay, we're going to back attack this one bat!
'Weak Point 1010 Attack'
Patty: It's our turn now!
Okay, Patty, Ian, and Nina. You also back attack the bat!
'Weak Point 1010 Attack'
Shimo: It's over.
(Got that right!)
'RESULT'
'EXP: 18 GLOW: 40 Spoils: Enemy Search x 1 and Star Bomb x 1.'
Fuuko: We... We did it! We really defeated monsters!
(Oh yeah, we curb-stomped those bats!)
Alec: Looks like you're done over here.
Fuuko: Alec! I'm glad you're okay!
Alec: Sorry, but I have to take part in dealing with the aftermath here. My tour is over.
I see...
Alec: I'll take you to the dorms, at least.
(Later at the...)
'Men's Dorms'
Fuuko: Wow... This is luxurious...
Alec: S Rank Disciples are given different lodging that other Disciples. Since you're a God's Gift, you'll get the same treatment as an S Rank Disciple.
...Seriously?
Alec: Well then, if you'll excuse me.
Shimo: Looks like our new life here is about to begin.
Fuuko: Things are so much different here... I have to do my best for world peace.
Shimo: Yeah... The monsters must be defeated.
(I'm assuming that doesn't count the Monster, right?) Yeah. (Later in the...)
'Dorm Room'
Shimo: Today is the first day of my new academic life here. I should try my hardest.
(I don't think we need to do this any more...)
'School Route'
Chlotz: Mornin'!
(Good morning, Klutz!)
Chlotz: Ooh, nice uniform! I had a feeling a God's Gift would get a special one! That's so cool!
I'm not sure if the trimming's supposed to be red or pink colored. I'm just hoping it's supposed to be red... (In case you didn't notice, Shimo's personally not a fan of the color pink...)
Chlotz: And you get to live in such a sweet pad, too... You're so lucky! Well, I'd better work hard so I get to live in a place like that, too.
-We'll work hard together.-
-It's a really nice place.-
-You'll never do it.-
Yeah...
Shimo: We'll work hard together.
Chlotz: Right! If we're gonna be classmates, we should be getting along!
(*snicker*) (Monster! Get your mind out of the gutter!)
Chlotz: Well, people do say that home is where you make it. There are a lot of Disciples living in my dorm, so it's nice and lively. There are only S Ranks at your place, right? Doesn't it feel empty?
Shimo: I've only been here for one day. It's hard to say.
Chlotz: But just you watch! I'll be better that you in no time!
Shimo: You won't beat me!
Still... Challenge accepted!
Fuuko: Morning, you two! Yesterday was rough, huh?
Chlotz: Oh, yeah, you guys Classmated yesterday! So, how was it? You guys have to tell me how it went!
Dude, that's... *puts arms in an arc over head with the hands connecting* ...over-sharing!
Fuuko: H-Hey! I-I think it's against the rules to ask about it, Chlotz!
What Fuuko said.
Chlotz: Really? Isn't it a holy ritual? I'm just asking for educational purposes.
(More like hoping it'll be a biology lesson, if you know what I mean? Wink-wink, nudge-nudge...) (Jar! Now!)
Female Disciple: Ah...
(Here's another one of our heroines!)
Shimo: Hm?
Female Disciple: Um... Good morning!
-Good morning.-
-......-
-Do you need something?-
Shimo: Good morning.
What's up?
Female Disciple: Oh... Um... Well, see you!
That was strange... (SHE was strange, she has literal STARS IN HER EYES!)
Chlotz: Whoa, whoa! You're pretty smooth, aren't you?
Huh, I'm just naturally friendly...
Chlotz: You just got here yesterday and you already have girls running up to talk to you?
Huh, is word about me being a "God's Gift" really spreading that fast and far?
Shimo: I don't know that girl.
Like I said, I'm just naturally friendly...
Chlotz: Psh, liar.
([sarcasm] If that's a lie, then you're not a Klutz. [/sacasm] But we know that you're clumsy and rather thick in the head.)
Chlotz: What stranger would just run up to you like that and say hello? She was smiling and happy and everything!
If either they're rather strange themselves or the "stranger" they're approaching is well know for some reason... (I think that was meant to be a hypothetical question.)
Fuuko: She was cute.
(Fuuko has a point.)
Shimo: But I really don't know her.
Chlotz: Maybe you've just forgotten about her.
Dude, I doubt I'd ever forget about someone who literally has stars in their eyes...
Shimo: ...You think so?
Eventually...
Fuuko: Oh, guys. I can see the Academy.
Shimo: So this is the Aterra Academy.
'Faculty Office'
Chlotz: Excuse us!
Girl: Yes, may I help you?
Chlotz: Ack!?
Girl: Oh, it's you, Chlotz.
...She knows you?
Fuuko: Ooh, you must be a ladies' man, too. You already have a cute girl calling you by name, also.
I don't remember that Star-eyed lady calling me by name. All she did was just say "Good Morning."
Chlotz: Um... It's not what it looks like.
Then what is it?
Fuuko: Am I missing something? I thought you had to wear a uniform here at this school.
Girl: Oh, there's an explanation behind that...
Chlotz: She may not look it, but Sis is a teacher here.
Shimo: "Sis"?
Ah! That explains it. You two do have similar hair colors after all...
Chloe: Thank you for looking after my brother. My name is Chloe, and I'll be in charge of your class. It's nice to meet you all!
(And here's... Heroine number three!) (What!?) (Fuuko's number one and Star-eyed is number two.)
Fuuko: Chlotz's sister is our teacher?
Chlotz: And she's an S Rank, too!
Oh, is that why you expected to be S Rank yourself?
Chloe: And you're a fellow S Rank, Fuuko, isn't that right?
Chlotz: Of all people, I had to beg my own sister to be my teacher...
Chloe: Now that's odd. I thought I told you before that I was in charge of the second-year Elite class.
Chlotz: Oh... I think you may have mentioned that at some point.
(And once again, Klutz proves worthy of his nickname.)
Chloe: You're the same as always. I guess I still have to look after you. I am your older sister, after all!
Chlotz: Stop treating me like a kid!
(Then stop acting like one!)
Chlotz: You're only one year older than me!
Shimo: Huh? Really?
Chlotz: My sister got excellent scores, skipped a few grades, and now she's a teacher. When she got her Brand last year, she transferred to the Academy to teach here. She may not look it, but she graduated with the top scores in her college class at 14.
Well, consdering that she's a teacher today, I can believe that.
Chlotz: She wrote her thesis on battle tactics, too. That paper has been used by the government as an offical manual for ground combat. Looks really are deceiving, aren't they?
*sigh* Beauty does not equal stupidity...
Chloe: That part wasn't really necessary, Chlotz.
Indeed, what Chloe said. (And... Klutz strikes again!)
Chloe: Well, then, I'll be introducing you three to the rest of the class. Oh, and... No sleeping during lectures, okay?
No need to worry about me. I stay awake in class as a habit. (We know...)
'2nd-Year Class'
Male Disciple A: So that's God's Gift. Whoa...
Male Disciple B: I thought only an S Rank would become a God's Gift...
*sigh* Even I'm kind of confused about that point...
Alec: ......
Chlotz: ...Everybody's looking at Shimo.
Yeah, and I wish they'd stop already...
Fuuko: It can't be helped. I mean, Shimo is a God's Gift, after all.
Chloe: All right, everyone settle down! You three can take your seats, too.
Thank the Stars...
Chloe: Well, vice president Narika!
(Introducing... Heronie number four!)
Chloe: Since the class president is out today, please start the day off for us!
Narika: Ah, y-yes... E-Everyone, please stand. G-Good morning, Ms. Chloe. ...Everyone, take your seats. Whew...
Shimo: Are you all right? Your face is red.
Narika: Oh... I'm all right. It's just that I don't normally do the morning greeting, so I was kind of nervous.
-I guess we're seat neighbors.-
-You get stage fright, huh?-
-You're cute.-
Well, I DO think Narika's cute, but it'd be creepy to say that out loud. Maybe it'd be safer to say this instead...
Shimo: I guesss we're seat neighbors.
Nariko: Yes. I hope we get along well.
Same here...
Shimo: In any case, it's nice to meet you.
Narika: I-It's nice to meet you, too.
(Okay, enough flirting, it's time for class to start.)
Chloe: As you may all know, this world is made of six elements. Fire, aqua, wind, earth... What are the remaining two? Narika.
Narika: They're Ether and Dusk.
Chloe: That's correct.
*sigh* That's so hot... (You're seriously falling for her...?)
Chloe: It's also said that Ether is light and Dusk is darkness. However, the Dusk Circles that threaten the world now are overflowing with Dusk Energy. Dusk is the element that is said to preside over mankind's desires.
(So... This world claims that "desires are bad, m'kay?")
Chloe: The Dusk Circles are unique and frightening spaces where Ether does not exist. Obviously, our Star Energy cannot be used in spaces without Ether Particles. That's why Disciples cannot normally fight monsters withing the Dusk Circles. Two of the Dusk Circles are already active close to here...
Apparently, not counting the one that Fort City surrounds.
Chloe: Our comrades are fighting there day and night. Alec, you've been participating in battles against the monsters recently, correct?
Alec: The number of monsters pouring out of the Circles is increasing by the day. ...There have been many casualties, as well. My own experience is that if we continue to fight outside the Circles, it'll never end. The same can be said about the Circle here at the Fort City.
Chloe: Even then, we've finally seen the light. This is because... a God's Gift has been granted to us!
And... Now everyone's going to be staring at me... Again.
Disciples: Ooooh!
Chloe: Now, because he can create his own Ether Field...
(Ew!) (Okay, I know I said I'd be making sex jokes but that's a bit exessive...)
Chloe: The God's Gift allows us to fight monsters even within the Dusk Circles!
Disciples: Ooooh!
Chlotz: On top of that, he's perfectly compatible with female Disciples! His Star Conception Rate with an S Rank Desciple is 100%!
Chlotz... Are you trying to be my wingman or something?
Disciples: Ooooooooh!
Chloe: Chlotz! That was uncalled for!
("Time and a place for everything"...) (And this wasn't the time or place.)
Narika: But... Going into Circles that no one has ever gone into... Isn't that nerve-wracking?
Shimo: Of course I'm nervous about it.
Well, yeah, I've fought monsters in dungeons in other lifetimes, but not in this one yet... ("Past performance is not a predictor of future results.") (...You've been listening to that strange "local" radio station again, haven't you?) (Then again, Shimo could just be flirting with Narika again.)
Shimo: But if that will help us exterminate the monsters, I'll gladly go in.
Narika: Wow, you must be very brave.
(See what I mean. Shimo must be taking lessons from the Capturing God or something.)
Alec: ......
Chlotz: Wha--!? You're an S Rank too, Narika?
Fuuko: Ooh, we're the same Rank! Let's be friends, Narika!
Narika: I'd be glad to.
PA System: Ellie from the 1st-year Elite class, and Fuuko and Narika from the 2nd-year Elites. Well these three please come to the headmaster's office?
Chlotz: That was Sis.
Fuuko: I wonder what they need us for? Let's go together, Narika.
Narika: All right.
Chlotz: Shimo, did you know this? At the end of winter the Academy holds a special party. It's called the Star Conception Festival...
(Ah, bringing back the old Saturnalia!) *sigh* Are you refering to the likely false assumption that that festival involved an orgy? (Maybe...)
Chlotz: Supposedly it's a party where the male Disciples ask out the female Disciples. It's supposed to enhance the friendships between Classmating partners... But, nowadays, most Disciples attend it as couples. And the important part is that couples with great Classmating compatibility... It's said they get blessed by the Star God and live happily ever after!
Shimo: Huh...
Chlotz: You can't miss an opprotunity like this! Right? C'mon, don't you think so?
-Sorry, I'm not interested.-
-Sounds like fun...-
-Well, I guess...-
Shimo: Well, I guess...
It's not that I'm not interested or anything, it's just not high on my proiority list.
Chlotz: ...That's it? No excitement whatsoever?
(*sigh* Get used to it, Shimo's an odd duck...)
Shimo: I came to this Academy to slay monsters.
Mostly. At least I didn't say that I was flat out "not interested"...
Chlotz: S-Seriously...? Maybe I'm getting too excited about the girls, when this is a serious situation...
("Serious Business" and all that bleh...)
Shimo: Given our circumstances, I think it's okay. I think we need events like this precisely because of the bleakness of the times.
Chlotz: R-Right? But, man, I was shocked to find out that Narika's an S Rank, too. She seemed like such a gentle girl.
Dude, what about her rank precludes her from being a "gentle girl"?
Shimo: You can't judge people by how they look.
Chlotz: Alec looks and acts exactly like an honor student from any school, though.
Shimo: Oh right, I should thank him for yesterday.
(After we find the aforementioned individual...)
Shimo: Can I bother you for a moment?
Alec: ...Hm?
Shimo: I'm sorry I didn't speak up sooner, but thank you for helping us yesterday.
Alec: You don't have to thank me. It's part of our mission.
-Still, you were a great help.-
-I guess that's true.-
-Well, that's not nice...-
That seriously wasn't nice. But...
Shimo: Still, you were a great help.
Alec: I see... That reminds me, I didn't finish our tour. Tell me if you'd like to do it.
Shimo: I see.
Alec: I have a strategy meeting to attend. If you'll excuse me...
You're excused. (*facepalm* Was that supposed to be funny?) Actually, yes.
Chlotz: He seems like an indifferent guy.
(No kidding.)
Male Disciple A: Alec's a second-year Elite. He has the hightest grades out of anybody. In other words, he's the king of Nemesis Hunters.
Chlotz: That's got a cool ring to it.
Male Disciple A: He also manages the defensive lines of the Fort City.
Male Disciple B: That's why everyone expects a lot from him, and he gets a lot of special treatment.
Chlotz: That reminds me, there are only a few S Rank Disciples here at the Academy, yeah?
Well, of course, they're effectively the elite of the elite...
Male Disciple A: There are four S Rank girls here now, including Fuuko. There are only two male Disciples, including Alec.
Wait, am I counted as that other one?
Male Disciple A: Actually, there are a couple more, but they're off fighting on the continent.
PA System: Will the God's Gift of the 2nd-year Elite class come to the headmaster's office?
*sigh* They could only be referring to me...
PA System: I repeat, God's Gift, please report to the headmaster's office.
Seriously, why does everyone here refuse to referr to me by my own name!? (Because of the phenomenon of "Hello, insert name here.")
Chlotz: Looks like it's your turn now. Make sure you tell me later what happened!
I can't make any promises...
'Headmaster's Office'
Shimo: Excuse me.
What's up?
Female Disciple: Oh...
Hey, it's the Star-eyed one! (*looks up* Apparently her name is Ellie.)
Shimo: So you must be Ellie, then?
Chloe: Well, looks like this is everyone.
So... Why are we called here?
Chloe: The headmaster has something important to tell us! Listen carefully to everything his has to say!
Shimo: Huh? The High Priest is the headmaster of the Academy?
Mattero: That's right. There's a reason I called you all here today. I believe that Chloe has already told the girls about this. Because you are all S Rank Disciples... You will all be going into the Dusk Circles that have activated. Of course, you will be accompanying them, God's Gift.
Shimo: Wait a moment. I thought it would be me and the Star Children going into the Circles.
(Ha ha... That'd only make any sense if you played the first game, which we'll never get to play in English because of the moral guardians and "no export for you!") Then again, I wouldn't mind bringing a heroine with me into battle...
Mattero: I believe I mentioned this before.
(*looks up* Let's see... Ah here! "When taking Star Children into battle, it is standard for a female to accompany them." He's right.)
Mattero: The Star Children display their full power when receiving Star Energy from females. In other words, the Star Children and female Disciples are of one flesh.
Chloe: That, and your Star Conception Rate with God's Gift, are why you have been chosen. If we fight together and strengthen our bonds, we'll make better Star Children. Note that we are going to places that are very dangerous. The Disciples with the highest rate of survival were prioritized for this task.
(Okay, okay, we got it...)
Shimo: I see. Don't worry, though...
-...I'll keep you all safe.-
-...I'll protect you if I can.-
-...You're all stronger than me.-
Damn it! All of these options are horrible in some way! (The first one is too chauvinistic. The second one's a lessor version of the first one...) (And the third one reeks of misandry.) *sigh* Looks like I have to eat that proverbial frog, bite the equally proverbial bullet, and go with the lesser of three evils...
Shimo: ...I'll protect you if I can.
Fuuko: Shimo...
Narika: He's so encouraging...
Ellie: Shimo...
...I'm surprised that was taken well.
Mattero: We are currently requesting approval to infiltrate the Dusk Circles. Once this request is approved, you will immediately be sent to the active Circle. That is all.
Chloe: I know that things are going to be tough from this point on. But, for the sake of world peace, let's all do our best in battles and in Classmating!
Mattero: Ah... How I so envy that young lad... Classmating with so many charming ladies...
Dude, I can hear you just fine. (Besides, like I said, Envy is one of the Seven Deadly Sins!) (Are you sure that "Mattero" isn't the big bad here? Or possibly the host of Daemon Spearmeister in this world?)
Chloe: Did you say something, sir?
Mattero: Make sure you train yourselves before going into actual battle with the monsters. Well then, please excuse me.
Chloe: Um, about the training that he mentioned... We can use the battle simulator at AngelMarker R&D to do that.
Okay, fair enough.
Chloe: You were all there for the Qualifying Exam, so you know where it is, correct? Well then, you're dismissed for today! Take care, everyone!
'School Route'
Chlotz: What!? Does that mean that you might be Classmating with my sister!?
...Well, that is a possibility.
Shimo: Do you have a problem with that?
Chlotz: Hrrrght... If I said I did, I already know what Chloe would say: "What a stupid thing to worry about when the whole world's in danger!"
Besides, Chloe's not your property!
Chlotz: Yup, she'd totally get angry over that...
And have every right to do so, just like I got pissed off over being pimped out for an experiment...
Chlotz: All right... It's only because of the world threat, but I give you my approval!
Dude, what Chloe does isn't any of your business even if you are related by blood! I guess I still have to say this...
Shimo: I'm glad I have your blessing to make Children with your sister.
"Star Children" of course. (And now for something completely the same: yet another bloody tutorial.) (Jar! Again!)
'About the City Map'
'You can meet with the heroines, trigger events or by weapons, all by selecting certain locations on the map.'
'By leveling up the city, you can unlock new facilities, new items, and other things. When something new is unlocked, a message will be displayed on the screen as a "notification".'
'Moving on the Map (1/2)'
Dorm Room: Check statuses, edit team formation, and save or load here.
Labyrinths: Enter the Dusk Circles (Labyrinths) scattered thorughout the world.
Church: Perform Classmating with the heroine of your choice by consuming BP to crate Star Children.
The Academy: You an meet up with the heroines or other characters here. You can only meet up to 3 heroines before you need to wait for some time to pass.
Shop: Buy and sell equipment and items here.
Training Facility: A facility that let's you revist Labrinths that you have already beaten at a higher difficulty.
Comm Station: You can connect with other players to create Star Children.
'Moving on the Map (2/2)'
The hearts in the upper-left corner represents the number of times you can meet with a heroine before you must rest or enter a Labyrinth. What's indicated in the opposite corner... (Lower-right.) ...is the City Level which is apparently increased by granting your Star Children their "independence"... (Which sounds an awful lot like "releasing" a Pokemon.) ...and said increase will cause different things to happen in the city. (And, of course, the gauge in the lower-left corner keeps track of the number of BP the player currently has.) And the max. limit is determined by... the church's level? Huh... (Okay, back to the game already...Nope, we have another tutorial!)
'Game Flow'
'In this game, you will venture into the "Dusk Circles" alongside a heroine to defeat the Monsters of the Dusk within them.'
'You can make some time pass in the game by entering the Labyrinths, or resting in your room. However, there is no time limit in the game, and big time leaps will only occur when you move on with the main story.'
'Readying the Team'
'You must develop closer relationships with the heroinces and create stronger Star Children in order to be ready to fight the monsters awaiting within the Dusk Circles.'
'To prepare for exploration, make sure your party is properly outfitted by visiting a shop to purchase items and equipment. Once you are ready, enter the depths of the Labyrinth with a heroine and your Star Children.'
(Okay, can we PLEASE just get on with it already!) (Jar... Once again...) Well, before I do anything else, I'd better save... (No! Not more tutorials!)
'Dorm Room'
'[x with dots in the corners Locked facilities can be unlocked by progressing through the game.'
'By selecting "Dorm Room", you can edit your team formations, sort item and equipment, as well as use other options from the minu screen.'
'Options on the Menu Screen (1/2)'
Item: Sort or use items.
Skill: Check the skills that have been learned so far.
Equip: Change a unit's equipment.
Team Info: Check the status of a Star Child or a team.
Tactics: Se the actions of units during AUTO PLAY.
'Options on the Menu Screen (2/2)'
Team Edit: Switch out team members or let a Star Child gain its independance.
Quest: You can check the quests you have currently taken on.
Rest: You can rest for a little bit so that time will move forward.
System: Save or load, check the database, check tutorials, or change game options.
(*sigh* I've HAD enough of these motherfucking tutorials in this motherfucking game!) And now... I save... And go to the Academy! (Oh no... Look, can we just skip recording these tutorials already?) ...Fine, whatever. (So, let's just keep it to summaries.)
[Insert the "Checking for Events at the Academy", "Bonding Events", and "Other Events" tutorials here.]
(Well, the only events avaliable are with either Klutz...) His name's Chlotz. (Whatever. Anyway, the other events feature Alec, a random male Disciple, and a random female Disciple. Klutz and Alec are in the 2nd-year Classroom while the npcs are on the School Grounds.) *sigh* Akurei, you're going to insist on using that nickname constantly, at all times aren't you... So, what's up with Chlotz?
'2nd-Year Class'
Chlotz: Yo!
What's up?
Chlotz: It's early and all, but have you gotten the hang of this place yet? I'm on top of this! Already made loads of friends.
Great!
Chlotz: Frankly, I think it's dangerous if we don't all get along here. I mean, when we're on the battlefield, we gotta risk our lives for each other. Teamwork, y'know? And we might as well make the most of it. Besides, man... The girls. You know what I mean? Yeah, you do! Alright, I'm off to meet up with some people. Catch you later!
...I get the feeling that Chlotz was just talking at me... So, what's up with Alec? (At the same location...)
Alec: Hm? What is it?
Just curious about what you're doing.
Shimo: I thought since we're in the same class we should talk a little. If we're going to fight together, we should at least get to know each other.
Alec: I'm an S Rank. I already know you're God's Gift. What else is there?
...Just about EVERYTHING for one thing. But first of all...
Shimo: Well... Do you have any hobbies...?
Alec: Hmph... You're more entertaining than I thought you'd be. I didn't think you'd tell jokes.
Well, I do, but that wasn't one of them.
Alec: I have to go.
*sigh*
Shimo: That wasn't a joke...
(Indeed, Alec's no longer among the options, instead he's replaced by a new event involving an "Elite Disciple"... Not even specifying this NPC's sex?) Well, to the school grounds to see what's up there... (But to talk to who?) How about the random male Disciple?
M. Disciple: 'Nemesis Hunters'... I'm so jealous you Elite Disciples get cool names like that. I'm suprised Mattero came up with it.
Well... That's an interesting factoid to know.
M. Disciple: But then, Mark really has no talent form naming anyth... Y'know what, forget I said that. Not cool of me to go around criticizing other people's ideas...
Okay... What about the lady over there?
F. Disciple: Even though Chloe is only in charge of the Elite Classes... She shows up in Standard classes pretty often too. She's always so considerate of the Disciples in the Academy. It feels like she's always watching over us. *sigh* I wish I was in the Elite class... Then I mgiht've had Ms. Chloe for a teacher. Honestly, I really envy you, G.G.
"G.G."? ...Oh, right "God's Gift"... (Still annoyed over how nobody refers to you by your name anymore, aren't you?) So, what does this "Elite Disciple" have to say?
Elite Disciple: Oh, man... Chief Ruby's figure is too much. That's why I'll make any excuse to go to Renda. Just to see her! *sigh* When will she give me my reward...? I mean, I've been doing so much!
Dude, no, that's not cool. To expect that a woman just owes you something for existing... (Hopefully we can move the plot along...) But I haven't been able to talk to any of the potential heroines yet... Well, maybe that can happen after plot.
'Downtown'
Shimo: That reminds me, Ms. Chloe said that I could use the Research Lab to train. I should go check it out.
'Laboratory'
Mark: Hello, Shimo. What brings you to the Research Lab?
Shimo: I thought about doing some training before I went into the Dusk Circle.
Mark: That's a good idea. Allow me to introduce you to the simulator again.
'Redux'
Mark: This is our pride and joy, the "Redux" Battle Simulator.
Yeah, I kind of figured that "Redux" was the name of the simulator already.
Mark: We call it Renda for short.
Wha... How does "Redux Battle Simulator" shorten to "Renda"!?
Shimo: That's what you used for the Qualifying Exam, isn't it?
Well, at least that's how I remembered it.
Mark: Oh, yes. The Renda is programmed with a variety of combat scenarios. Its data contains all the monsters and Dusk Circles that we have investigated. It also has combat models of all the female Disciples that can go into combat with you. That's what makes it possible to experience a very realistic mock battle within it. Elite-level Disciples are given free access to the combat simulations.
Okay, that's nice to know.
Mark: This is your personal activation key card. Now you can use Renda whenever you want to. Make sure you don't lose it.
Shimo: Alright.
Got it. (Hey, that's what the voice acting said!)
Mark: The interiors of the Dusk Circles are liky labyrinths.
(That explains why every system in this game refers to them as such.)
Mark: The geomagnetic fields within the Circles are unstable, and change at a whim. Renda recreates that feeling of randomness quite faithfully as well. But, seeing is believing. You should try experienching all this for yourself. Your Star God abilities are a rare gift indeed. You can create an Ether Field sufficient for battle, even in a world with no Ether.
That's cool, I guess.
Mark: But, we've calculated the Star Energy used by an S Rank Disciple and Star Children... Unfortunately, it seems you're limited to taking only one girl into a Labyrinth. Thus, we've made it so that the simulator only allows for one female to join you.
I'm okay with that.
'You are going to face gimmicks as well as monsters throughout the Labyrinths. Explore the floor room by room, and find the "Goal Portal" to move on. Press the [square] button to switch map displays, the L or R buttons to rotate the camera, and the L + R buttons to reset it.'
Through this door and... Hey, look! I've found a potion! (It recovers 750 HP.) Now though that other door and... There's a monster! ...As far as I know, you can't deal a pre-emptive strike in this game. Damn it! (Monster fight time!)
'The icons of your allies/enemies on the bottom right of the screen represent the turn order.'
Well, that's nice to know.
'The current turn is represented by the icon on the left. The order depends on the action taken and the character's SPD stat.'
Of course.
'First, press the directional buttons and X button to select ATTACK to attack the enemy.'
Yeah, I figured that out about two battles ago. Anyway... Patty, Ian, and Nina! ...Da...ng it. There's only enough room to attack from the front, the other spaces are occupided for some reason. (By the way, what are these extra Star Children doing here?) Okay, back on task, front on attack! (120 damage delt.)
'The direction an enemy is facing is important. It can affect where they will attack and where you should attack.'
Also noticed that two battles ago...
'Every enemy has a weak point. If you attack from the direction with the red arrow, you can deal major damage.'
(Of course! Shimo here's been doing that the whole time, except that last attack because the other spaces where occupied.)
'Learning which direction to strike from in an important technique. Now, try attacking the weak point.'
Finally! ...It seems like one of the extra groups is gone. Okay... Uh... Clone group B, back attack!
'WEAK POINT 960 ATTACK'
(The monster attacks, dealing 153 and 72 damage to Shimo and Fuuko along with Patty, Ian, and Nina.) Hey, nice that you're finally joining in on the comments, Niyagi.
'Seventh Bursts are special skills that Hero and heroines can perform together. You can select it from the SKILLS menu. The skill varies from heroine to heroine. Also, your Star Children's position affects the damage and action cost. Try using the heroine's Seventh Burst "Hydro-Exiv."'
Okay, if you say so... (It's seems to be "An exploding water shot that makes a big splash.") ("Dir:FLR/Water/May lower DEF"... But what does that first part mean? "Direct Fire" or something? Oh and it costs 210 MP.) (Wait, I also see some other skills on this list. "Frost" and..."Ether Release"!? Ew!) (Pansy, you seem to be making the sex jokes lately...) None the less, Fuuko! Hydro-Exiv to it's left side!
'WEAK POINT 720 ATTACK'
Data-Fuuko: Is that it?
'Result'
'EXP: 12 GLOW: 20 SPOILS: Mana Stone x 1.'
Okay, on to the next door... Hey, there's a crystal chest! (It's another potion.) And around the corner is... Another crystal chest! (And it has yet another potion.) And beyond that door is... Some strange other kind of door and a monster! Attack! (*groan* Why do you have to rush towards every battle...?)
'When you attack, the CHAIN DRIVE gauge fills up, which can lead to one enemy being Chained. When Chained, the monster will be slowed down significantly, giving you the chance to attack.'
Okay, good to know.
'Now, attack the monster from its weak point and watch the gauge.'
I was going to go for the weak point anyway. Clone group B, back attack!
'WEAK POINT 1695 ATTACK'
'You were able to deal major damage, but the gauge did not fill much.'
Ah, so there's a trade off for doing that...
'The gauge fills the most when you attack from "CAUTION" areas.'
Huh?
'Now, attack from the area labeled "CAUTION," where the enemy is about to attack.'
Ah, so THAT'S why it's labled with the word "caution"... Wait, shouldn't that read... Nah, it's actually spelled right. It seems I can't spell today... (So...?) Fine, Clone group C, attack from the front...
'Chain activate 847'
'Attacks on a Chained monster count as a "combo." Longer combos give more bonus EXP and BP.'
Well, that's a very good excuse NOT to do a C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker! (*facepalm*)
'Chained status will wear off when any monster gets a turn, so aim for long combos before that happens.'
Got it.
'Now, attack the enemy again and defeat it.'
Roger! Okay, Fuuko, we're going to attack from it's right!
'Chain 1 848'
(That's the chain's most recent link and the damage dealt.) None the less, the enemy has been pwned.
'When the CHAIN gauge is maxed out during combat when three enemies, "CHAIN DRIVE' will activate, Chaining all enemies. It will be easier to increase your COMBO count, but the effect will wear off whenever any monster gets a turn. This is a powerful strategy, so keep it in mind during battle.'
Okay... Anyway...
'Result'
(After the "Chain bonus"...)
'EXP: 28 GLOW: 44 BP: 10 SPOILS: Mana Stone+ x 1.'
Oh, it's just that the "weird door" is saw earlier had a lock on it. Now, on the other side is... a corridor and another door. Beyond that door is... What looks kind of like another locked door and another monster. (Let's beat the shit out of it!)
'Ether Density is important in combat. The higher the Density level is, the faster your party will be.'
Ah, so that's what the blue and black circle in the lower-right corner is for. (It kind of looks like a waning gibbous moon...) (This isn't a MegaTen game!)
'For instance, select "ATTACK" and defeat the enemy in front of you.'
Okay, Clone group C, back attack!
'WEAK POINT 1010 ATTACK'
And... (It's down!)
'After defeating the enemy, the Ether Density has risen to LV 2.'
(And... WHAT!? A monster attack and killed of the group of Star Children you refered to as "Clone group B"...!? Wait, why did you call them that?) Because I didn't know what their names are. (It seems that now, you'll never know...)
'However, the Ether Density lowered back down to LV 1 because your ally was defeated. Ether Density lowers due to Critical Attacks, hit in the CAUTION areas, strick from directions you're not facing, and certain skills. Next, try using the Hero's skill "Ether Release" from the SKILLS menu.'
(Oh no! It's that... "Gross" one...) (Dude, it it's bothering you that much, you can just STOP making "ether equals sperm" jokes already!) Anyway... Ether Release "Release Ether to help allies move faster!" (It has a BP Cost, 100 to be precice, but it seems to have a "Ether Density+" effect.) Now, it's time for... An Ether Release!
'You were able to raise the Ether Density level to LV 2, In order to raise it more, defeat the enemy.'
With pleasure! Patty, Ian, and Nina! Back attack the first bird monster!
Ian: I'll give it my all!
'WEAK POINT 2810 ATTACK'
'Defeating enemies with Critical Attacks greatly increases the Ether density. The Ether Density has reached MAX.'
Hopefully, you're going to tell us what that means.
'You can use the increase in speed to your advantage and concentrate on attacking the enemy. If the Ether Density drops from MAX, an "Ether Break" will occure, and the LV will drop to 0.'
That sounds... bad, really bad.
'Now, defeat the final enemy.'
Of course, Clone group C... Back attack! (But there are "Caution" marks there!)
'WEAK POINT 2810 ATTACK'
It's pwned anyway.
Shimo: Is that all you've got?
'RESULT'
'EXP: 75 GLOW: 120 SPOILS: Star Drop+ x 1.'
Through the now unlocked door and there's... A crystal chest! (I'm getting the idea that those things ONLY carry potions.) Through the next door is... a green glowing circle on the ground. (Do you think that's the "Goal Portal" that Mark mentioned earlier?) Only one way to find out...
'Escape from the Labyrinth?'
-Yes-
-No-
Well, I passed the interactive battle tutorial. Let's blow this proveribal popsicle stand!
'Laboratory'
Mark: As expected of a God's Gift. That was a breeze for you.
(That or it could just that Shimo's experienced other past lives here he had to do similar things. Just saying...)
Shimo: Whew... I guess that's enough for now.
Ruby: Ah, God's Gift. Have you come to see me?
Not really...
Mark: He's here to train. I already gave him a key to Renda.
Yeah, that's why I came here. ([sarcasm] Right... [/sarcasm]) No, seriously. (Yeah, Pansy, you know Shimo better than that!)
Ruby: That's good. Make sure you treat the Renda well.
Yeah, I'd rather not have another machine explode due to me... Again.
Ruby: Oh, yes, perfect timing. I was thinking of getting this to you.
Huh, what is it?
Shimo: What's this?
Ruby: It's the Vis-o-matic, a communication tool for the God's Gift... Mark named it.
Kind of an odd-sounding name, but I'll roll with it...for now.
Ruby: Mark, mae sure you teach him how to use it.
Mark: Shimo, do you still have time?
Shimo: Yes.
Right now, I don't have anything better to do.
Mark: Well, let's get going. Time to have some fun shopping.
Wait, what?
'Shop'
Mark: This store sells weapons and items that are developed by the AngelMarker lab. We plan on developing even more from now on and having them sold here.
Shimo: How are these prices marked...? What's "GP"? I've never heard of that currency.
In this lifetime anyway, what's it supposed to stand for? "Gold Pieces"? "Glow Points"? What!?
Mark: You can't buy the products here with money. That's where this "Vis-o-matic" comes in.
Ah, so it's a wrist-mounted credit card in the form of a bracelet... (Then why don't we call it a "Credit Bracelet" or something?)
Mark: The Vis-o-matic has communication funcions, a database, and GP awards.
So, it's more of a wrist-mounted smart phone/credit card.
Shimo: GP awards?
Mark: GP is short for "Glow Points."
(*looks up* Wow, one of your random guesses was right.)
Mark: The Vis-o-matic will be constanly monitoring you wihin Dusk Circles.
(So, is AngelMarker an assosiate of the NSA?) (Monster! You shouldn't make them angry!) (Ah, the NSA can go fuck themselves!) Yeah, what Akurei said. (Not you too, Shimo!)
Mark: When you defeat monsters, it measures your performance in the battle. It then runs it through some algorithms and awards you with these Glow Points. Your GP total is then saved and updated when you make it back to the store. The stronger the mosnters you defeat, the more GP you will be awarded. I think that should be obvious, really...
Of course. (Hey, that's exactly what Mark's voice actor says!)
Mark: But you use that GP to shop at this store.
Chlotz: We're buying weapons to save the world, and they're still making money off of it.
(Where did Klutz come from?) *sigh* Let me guess, Mark and his group "has faith in our victory" right?
Shimo: Chlotz, when did you show up?
Mark: Nothing good can come when a man's grasp exceeds his means.
So, no buying shit on credit.
Mark: That's why we use this merit system to balance things out.
Chlotz: That gadget is pretty cool, though.
Mark: You'll eventually be supplied with a version of the Vis-o-matic for Disciples.
Yeah... Maybe we should just refer to it as a "Glow Bracelet".
Chlotz: Seriously? Yes!
Mark: By the way, the video feed sent through the Vis-o-matic is given to us in real-time. When you're in the Labyrinth, we plan to monitor that video feed. Chief Ruby will do it most of the time. Well, that explains the Vis-o-matic.
Shimo: I see... So, Chlotz. Why're you here?
Chlotz: I was told the mass-produced Dusk Breakers were being given out at the shop. Welp, see you later!
See ya.
Mark: Your friend is able to be so cheerful, even at times like these. I envy him.
Well, usually I'm that optimistic on the inside at least. (More like, "When Daemon's not around to ruin your fun.")
Shimo: I envy him too, in a way.
As in, why can't I be like that more often? (Because a "stalker with a crush" tends to crash the proveribal party.) (What!? What's up with all this envy going on around... Is that the deadly sin of the local Circle Seed?) (Shimo, the Glow Bracelet's beeping at you.)
Shimo: ...I'm being contcted by the lab.
Mark: Looks like the time's come to use it. Tocuh the screen to answer it.
Ruby: Shimo, how does it feel to be using the Vis-o-matic?
Shimo: Not bad at all.
...I guess. It seems a bit awkward to talk to my wrist, but at least someone's refering to me by my own name for once...
Ruby: I'm glad to hear that. I have some good news for you.
What is it?
Ruby: The government has approved of our plan to move into the Dusk Circle.
Shimo: So, the time's finally come...
(To kick monster ass on their home turf!) (...You can say that without any hint of irony?) (I'm a demon, you're the one who calls me "Monster" all the time.)
Ruby: I'm sorry to ask this of you so suddenly, but can you come back to the lab?
Shimo: All right, I'll head over at once.
'Laboratory'
Ruby: Looks like everyone's here.
Mattero: We have been given our marching orders by the government. God's Gift and the Disciples supporting him have permission to enter the Dusk Circles.
Ruby: However, when you are within the Circles...
Yeah...?
Ruby: You must obey my direction at all times, as I'm the resident Dark Circle expert!
Well... (What he means is "I can't one-hundred percent guarentee that will happen.")
Ruby: Isn't that so, Mattero?
Mattero: That... is the case. From here on out, you will be receiving directions from her and her team.
Mark: Still, I'm surprised at how quickly we received approval for the plan.
Ruby: I'm sure they were getting impatient too. They've been waiting twenty years for this moment, after all.
*sigh* Fine...
Ruby: ...Still, we can't push our luck in there. We'll begin by testing the waters.
Fuuko: Can I ask something? The Circle Seeds... the ones that haven't turned into Labyrinths yet... As long as they don't turn into Labyrinths, there's no danger of monsters coming out?
(Somehow, I highly doubt that.)
Ruby: Yes. The Circle Seeds are Circles that haven't become active. There are five Circle Seeds that can be ignored for now.
(I'm betting over nine-thousand Internets that they'll eventually become active during the course of the game.)
Chloe: But, I was at a recent meeting concerning the Circle progress. There was a report that the other Circle Seeds could become active within 9 months.
(*LOL* Get it? That's how long it takes for a human baby to develop in the womb!)
Chloe: The overall density of Dusk Energy in the world is supposedly on the rise.
(And I doubt all the envy and lust being expressed is really helping to SOLVE the situation rather than making it WORSE!)
Narika: I-Is that so?
Ruby: Let me mention this, while we're at it. Data suggests that for a Dusk Circle to gather enough energy to become a Labyrinth, a vast amount of Dusk Energy must be absorbed from the surrounding area. And when I say "surrounding area," I mean from this world. The amount of energy needed is proportional to the age of the Circle Seed.
Fuuko: I'm not sure what all that means.
So... The two Dusk Circles that are active... must've recently appeared compared to the others, but that doesn't make too much sense, because the "older ones" had to have been recent when they first appeared... (Excuse us, Shimo's stuck on some fridge logic.)
Chloe: Simply put, the worse the Circle, the more time it will take for it to become active.
Narika: If the other Circles all become active at once, what are we to do?
Shimo: If that ever happens...
-...I'll do something about it.-
-...I'm sure we'll manage.-
-...We'll have to pray.-
Hm... I think I'm going to go with...
Shimo: ...I'm sure we'll manage.
I mean, I'm not the only one fighting out there.
Ruby: Everyone, let's all focus on the task at hand before worrying about possibilities.
Well... There's such a thing as "being prepared." ("Hope for the best, prepare for the worst" and all that shit.)
Ruby: Currently, there are only two Circles that have become active. This time, we'll move into the smaller of the Circles. Remember, this is only to test the waters. Don't spend too long in there. Oh, and you don't need to depart for the Dusk Circle immediately.
Thank the Stars! I'd need to get supplies and all kind of other stuff done...
Ruby: Once you're ready, come back to the lab and speak with me.
Okay, will do.
'Downtown'
Chlotz: Hey, Shimo.
Hey, Chlotz. What's up?
Chlotz: Perfect timing. I've got a message from Chief Ruby.
That's funny, I was just in a meeting with her.
Shimo: What is it?
Chlotz: It's about strengthening the Dusk Breakers. You know, the weapons that the S Rank girls take into the Labyrinths?
Shimo: I see. Keep going.
Chlotz: Alright, listen up. The Dusk Breakers aren't like the weapons that you or the Star Children use. You can't just change equipment to a more powerful one. The Dusk Breakers' performance can be changed by replacing the weapons' parts.
Ah, I see...
Chlotz: That's how the girls' weapons get stronger, even if they don't look any different. They're still going to be performing better, so you don't need to worry about that. Oh, and one more thing...
What is it?
Chlotz: You can supposedly get Dusk Breaker parts by completing quests and Labyrinths. That's all. Got it?
Shimo: Yeah. Thanks for passing on the message, Chlotz.
Chlotz: No prob! If I didn't tell you, Chief Ruby would really yell at me. Well, that's all I've got for you right now. See ya.
Okay, see ya later.
[Insert "How to Communicate Well", "Mood and Intimacy", "Giving Presents", and "Special Events" tutorials here.]
Well, before I do anything else, I've got to save... (Okay, now that you've saved your game, which heroine are you going to talk to first?) I was thinking Narika. (Of course...)
'School Entrance'
Chlotz: 'Sup, Shimo.
The ceiling.
Chlotz: Hey, do you want to come with me to the bathroom? Y'know, like friends do?
Kind of starange, but it's not like I'm normal or anything like that. Then again...
Shimo: Sorry, but I'm busy right now.
I have that excuse as well.
Chlotz: Oh? Are you meeting a girl? Well, if you are, work to make your bonds stronger. The closer you are to a girl, the stronger the Star Children you make with her will be. And the best way to make a strong bond is persisitence and devotion. Just keep talking!
Shimo: That's kind of creepy, but you may be onto something there. I'll keep that in mind.
But, of course, not in the creepy-sounding way you just put it.
Chlotz: Well, I guess I'm off to the restroom all alone, then. Later!
(Back at the...)
'2nd-Year Class'
(...we see the heroine of Shimo's dreams...)
Shimo: Hey, Narika.
Narika: Oh... hi, Shimo. Is there something I can help you with...?
-I came to get you fired up.-
-I stopped by to see how you are.-
-I stopped by to say hi.-
Well, yes it is kind of the third one, but...
(In another timeline, when you went with the second option, Klutz wrecked your chances. Maybe we should just go with that.)
Shimo: I stopped by to say hi. We're going to be fighting side by
side from now on. So I thought it would be good for us to get to know
each other better.
Narika: Yes... that makes sense.
(Well, of course it does.)
Shimo: It won't be easy, but between the two of us, I know we can do it.
Narika:
Yes, of course! As long as you're fine working with me, I'll try my
best... It would be my pleasure to fight alongside you.
Chlotz: Heyyy, it's Shimo and Narika, looking awfully friendly!
(Oh no! Not this again!) (Monster, what are you talking about?)
Narika: Huh? Oh, n-no, it's nothing.
Chlotz: So you wouldn't mind being my pal too, I take it?
Huh, Chlotz, I don't think Classmating works with Threesomes.
Narika: Not at all! I'd be glad to.
Chlotz: Then on behalf of all the guys who want to know you better, I have a question. Do you have a boyfriend?
Narika: Wh... Whaaat? Why do you want to know that?
My
best guess is that, if the anwser is "No, I don't have a boyfriend."
It's that they, including myself interstingly enough, WANT to be the
aforementioned boyfriend.
Chlotz: Hey, you're a cutie! You're modest and polite, so a lot of guys are into you!
Narika: I... I'm not too sure that's true...
Shimo: No, he's right. You are pretty popular among the guys.
Narika: You too, Shimo...?
Chlotz: Er, Narika, your face is bright red. You okay?
Duh! Chlotz! Isn't it obvious that she's feeling embarassed right now!? (He's a dude, of course he's not going to notice stuff like that.)
Narika: I... I'm completly fine. I just... have to go... do a thing...
(Like "iron your dog"?)
Chlotz: Wait, Narika! Aaand there she goes.
(And, it's become quite clear that I have all the reasons in the world to refer to "Chlotz" as "Klutz" for all eternity.)
Shimo: Well, I suppose I know her a little better now, at least.
(Oddly, enough that had a much better result. So, who're you going to meet now?) ...How about Chloe? Well, better check if I saved yet...
'Downtown'
(Why are we suddenly downtown?)
Narika: Hello Shimo.
Narika! Glad to see you.
(Are you SURE you didn't plan for this to happen?) No, it's just a happy accident.
Shimo: What's up, Narika?
Narika: Oh, I was just meeting up with a friend for Curaoke.
Is that anything like Karaoke?
Shimo: You like to do Curaoke, Narika? That's kind of surprising.
In a good way.
Narika: My friend told me, "The only way to fix that shyness of your is Curaoke!" I thought she might have a point, so I decided to go, though I'm not very good... Ohhh, I'm getting nervous just waiting. What if I can't sing? Do you think my friends will laugh at me?
Shimo: Don't worry about it. Just have fun and belt one out.
Nrika: Yes, you're right. I have to remember that and calm down a bit. I'll try giving it my all.
That's the spirit! (Once she's out of hearing range...)
Shimo: Haha, it's just like Narika to get nervous over a little Curaoke...
(Well, now that you're absoutely sure you've saved. Let's hang around Chloe, shall we?) (Let me guess, because you can't hang around the same heronine more than once in the same cycle. Mini-events like that not withstanding.) Precisely.
'Faculty Office'
Shimo: Excuse me, Ms. Chloe. Do you have a minute?
Chloe: Hm? What is it?
-Oh, it's nothing really.-
-I came here to see you.-
-I just came to say "hi."-
(Well, the last time you did that last option, it worked out well.) That was with Narika, this is Chloe. Let's see... (...Yeah, let's just stick with the "Hi.")
Shimo: I just came to say "hi".
Chloe: You came all this way to say "hi"? That's very sweet of you.
Shimo: It must be difficult to juggle fighting and teaching, so I'll do my best to help.
Chloe: And I'll support you in any way I can. Really, there's nothing we can't do if we just put our heads together. I don't want you to think of me as just your teacher: we're in this together.
(I swear, if Klutz shows up, you're going to owe me an orange cream soda.)
Shimo: Roger that, ma'am.
Chloe: No, no, no. Nu-uh. That's too... military. Just take a deep breath and relax.
Female Disciple C: Um... Ms. Chloe, can I ask you a question about the next concert?
Chloe: Certainly. I'll be right with you. Sorry... I have to to now.
Understandable.
Shimo: She's really busy. I'm glad I got the chance to talk to her.
(See, it's better to just say "hi" first.) Well, I'd better save first, "past performance...future results" and all that. (Yeah, "Past performance is not a predictor of future results.") (After some checking out of the "Team Edit" menu and all the tutorials that it entails...) (So, which is the last Heroine we're going to hang with for this cycle? Pink-haired Fuuko or Star-eyed Ellie?) I'm going with... Star-eyed Ellie!
'Hallway'
Shimo: I've searched all across the Academy, but I can't find Ellie. Where could she be?
([sarcasm] The night sky. Well, she DOES have stars in her eyes... [/sarcasm])
Chloe: Ellie... Are you late again?
Ellie: Aheheh... I'm sorry, Ms. Chloe.
Chloe: I haven't been told much in detail, but you can't come to class late, okay? Be careful.
Ellie: I'm sorry! I'll try and come on time. *sigh* I got scolded...
Shimo: There you are, Ellie. I've been looking for you.
Ellie: Ah, I didn't notice you there! Good morning. Were you looking for me?
Actually, yes.
Shimo: Uh... It's already noon.
Ellie: Aheheh, that's true. I should've just said "Hello," instead. I'm sorry, I only go to school just now.
-Did you stop by somewhere?-
-Are you sick?-
-Did you oversleep?-
(Well... Now the "just say 'hi'" advice isn't going to help here.) *sigh* I'm going to do my best here... (But I'll be here just in case you fuck up.)
Shimo: Did you stop by somewhere?
Ellie: Oh, not really. I had some work to take care of.
Shimo: Work...?
Ellie: But you were looking for me, right? Ah... If we need to go to the Labyrinth right now, I can go at once.
Shimo: No, I just wanted to introduce myself. We'll be Classmating together, you know?
Ellie: Oh, I see. Then I should introduce myself properly as well. I'll do my best, so I hope we can get along!
Shimo: Right. Same here.
Ellie: Aheheh, I'll be seeing you all the time from now on. I was surprised to be chosen as a Disciple, but I'm happy to be able to meet you.
Shimo: Why are you happy to see me?
(Isn't it obvious?) (Is this going to be another sex joke?) (Yes.) (...You're impossible.)
Ellie: Ah, um, it's not important. Don't worry about it. Oh... Afternoon classes are going to begin soon. Sorry, if I'm any more late than I already am, I'm really gonna get yelled at. Please excuse me!
Yeah, I understand.
Shimo: ......All this about work and being happy to see me... I don't really understand that girl. Well, I guess I'll just get used to her eventually.
(That had a... "Meh" result. Not good, yet not bad either. Just... acceptable.) I'm okay with that... Is that another event with Chlotz?
'2nd-Year Class'
Chlotz: Did I ever tell you that Fuuko and I used to live real close to each other?
No, not really...
Chlotz: We're both from back East on the continent. Our towns were so close we could see the Rootstone from the same angle.
"Rootstone"?
Chlotz: I bet you noticed we've got some pretty awesome names, too. You're a little jealous, it's okay. Lots of names like ours where we're from.
Actually, I'm not really that jelly but, okay. Those names are kind of cool.
Shimo: Yeah, come to think of it, you two were together when I met you.
Chlotz: Yeah, we bumped into each other at the station back home. I thought it was fate. "Hey, you're going to the Academy too?" but, y'know... Anyways... Everything was real quiet back home for me and Fuuko. You and I are from such different places, it's amazing we even get along. But we're buddies now. You can talk to me about anything, and don't skip the details!
*sigh*...
Shimo: Don't worry, I will.
(Shimo... Can we has a Star Child?) (What!? Monster, you know full well you can't "Classmate" with Shimo!) (You know what I mean! "Shimo, can you Classmate with one of the heroines so we can have another Star Child in additon to the triplets from Fuuko?") *sigh* Wel'll see... (Later, at the Church...) With Narika and a basic Matryoshka...
'Ritual Hall'
Shimo: Let's get started, Narika.
Narika: All right. Um...
Shimo: Something wrong? Are you getting nervous?
Narika: Just a little bit. Okay, maybe more than a little bit...
Understandable...
Shimo: I'm a little nervous myself. Why dont we try to relax first?
Narika: Yes, that sounds like a good idea. What do you suggest?
Shimo: We could try taking deep breaths. Breathe in... and let it out...
Narika: Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out. I think I'm feeling a little better now.
Shimo: Then slowly reach out your hand...
Narika: L-Like this? Oh... Shimo, your hand is so warm.
(One Classmating ritual later... Oh! Make a Magician!) (It's a guy...) (I don't mind being a guy! Name the little one after me!) ("Being" a guy...?)
'CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NEW ARRIVAL'
Akurei: Leave it to me! I'll show 'em!
(Ah! Look at that! I have been reborn! And I have this nifty "BP 5% OFF" card!)
Narika: *pant* *pant*
Shimo: Whew. Looks like it worked.
Narika: My mind was blank during the whole thing. Did I really do it right?
Shimo: You did fine. See, here's our Star Child.
Akurei, say "hello" to your mother. (..."Hi.")
Narika: Oh, it's so cute!
(*whispers* Was that supposed to be a compliment?) (I believe so.)
Narika: I don't remember much of the ritual... But I can still feel the warmth of your hands. Um... Shimo...
Yes? (Yeah?)
Narika: I don't have much experience with this, but I'm glad I could help.
Shimo: You wer great. Thanks, Narika.
(Yeah, thanks... Mom...) (Huh... Did the Monster really gain some of Narika's shyness from that "rebirth"?) (What!? No! It's just that being around your own mother is... Really awkward...)
Chlotz: Oh, hey, Shimo.
Hey, Chlotz, what's up?
Chlotz: Since you're here, it probably means you're here for some Classmating, right?
Already happened. (Yeah. What's up, Klutz?) (Monster! Now that you have a presence in this world, I don't think it's a good idea to refer to Chlotz by your insulting nickname...)
Shimo: Yeah, I just finished. You too?
Chlotz: Er, no... I just happened to be walking by. I wasn't trying to peek on you Classmating with the girls or anything!
([sarcasm] Right... [/sarcasm])
Shimo: Okay.
Chlotz: Anyway, at this rate you're going to have nine Star Children in no time. I mean, you'll need nine Star Children to create three teams. You need three Star Children per team in order to make a balanced team!
Shimo: I'll try my best to get nine.
Chlotz: Aw, man! I'm so jealous. I mean, you have a duty to get it on as often as you can!
(*sigh* "Sin of Envy" again...)
Chlotz: Oh, anyway, I've got some good news for you. Ruby just told me. The more you take a Star Child into the Labyrinths, the more they will like you.
That's good to know. (Yeah! I'm SO going to love dungeon crawling!)
Chlotz: She also suggests you take the girl that is the Star Child's mother, and any siblings. Well, I've done my job. I think I'll stick around and see if I can get a better--
"A better..." what?
Chlotz: I mean, I've got to get back to my studies. Later.
Shimo: First, I have to get nine Star Children.
(Counting me along with Patty, Ian, and Nina... That's four out of nine down. Five more to go!)
Shimo: I'd better start making more Children so that I can have three full teams.
(I hope you mean "Star Children"... Right.) Of course. Might as well do some equipment and item shopping...
[Insert "Shop" tutorial here.]
Clerk: Welcome. We have everything you could need. Try them on and buy what you like. Press the [square] button to Trade In.
Let's see... We're going to get one bottle of Bond Powder. (I see, a revive item...) And an Escape Hatch... (Escape from the "dungeon" item.)
'Are you going to by everything selected?'
-Yes-
-No-
(And we have 2644 G left.) And... (You're pretty much going to blow the rest of your "Glow Points" on a pair of Twin Swords+...)
'Are you going to buy the product you're trying on?'
-Yes-
-No-
(I think that should be taken as a "Yes.") (...And now we have only 144 G left.) Well, I could get some of that back by selling my old sword set. (And now we have... 644 G.) (For Satan's sake!) (*gasp*) (What!? Just because I'm in the form of a Star Child in this game doesn't mean I can't curse!? You've seen enough South Park with Shimo to know that! Anyway, what with how you "a-count" our money all the time, maybe you should be a merchant!) ...Maybe I should get another Bond Powder bottle.
(And now we're back to 144. You should get going to the dungeon to earn more Glow Points.) But not before we get a full three parties! (Hurray! Maybe you can join in on the fun, Pansy?)
Clerk: Thank you. Please come again.
*yawn* Let's give it a rest. Good night...
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(Yeah! I have a Star Child form in this game!) (We apoligise for that insulant remark against the glorious NSA. Please, don't send the FBI on us!) Dude, I doubt they're really going to send the 4Chan Party Van on us for making an NSA/Big Brother joke.
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Akurei: $50
Shimohi: $28
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