Hi everybody! Here's the second playthough of Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors! (Huh, what happened to the first one? I don't remember doing a first playthough...) *whispers to Akurei* Hey. I know you like to spoil some things, but please don't mention the ending any more. We don't want Niyagi to suddenly remember the Ax Ending and go ax crazy on us. I'd rather not have to use the Neuralyzer for the same memories twice... (*whispers to Shimohi* Fine, whatever...) (What are you two whispering about?) Nothing! (It's actually about Shimohi's new R-18 rated doujinshi...) (EW! Gross! Nobody needs to know about that! *runs off*) And... it looks like we're going to need to get more Brain Bleach...
(Note: During this and
other re-plays, anything that was already said and done in previous
playthoughs will not be recorded here, unless events in previous
playthoughs result in Shimohi, the Pansy, or I having different
reactions than before.) And of course, any puzzles done in
previous playthoughs will not be included, if you want the answers for
what to do in those, check the playthoughs in which they're first done.
For the second playthough, this means we'll mostly be skipping the 3rd
Class Cabin, the 2nd Class Cabin, the Kitchen, the Operating Room, the
Chart Room, and the Captains Quarters.
Warning!: This is based upon a game that's rated M for Blood, Drug
References, Strong Language, Suggestive (read 'Sexual') themes, and
Violence. If any of these things offend you, don't click on the link.
(Events from the first time the 3rd Class Cabin was encountered found here. With the following exceptions...)
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'Junpei threw his left fist into the door--' I don't think that's such...
'--and stopped.' ...a good ide...what? Did he actually hear me this time? (I highly doubt it...)
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------------SEEK A WAY OUT!--------------
(Well, here we are again...) Well, there's this one gag I didn't think to activate the first time... (Why are you wasting time clicking on the ladder on the bunks...?)
'There's a ladder that goes from the floor to the ceiling so that you can get into all 3 bunks. Well, worst case scenario, I can just climb up there! ...Yeah right. Like that's gonna work.' And again...
'This ladder goes up to the top bunk.' And once again, come on! Where's the funny!?
'This ladder goes up to the top bunk. (I think this is like "Welcome to Corneria"...) Oh! It was the 'other' ladder...
'I can't see the bottom of the ladder! Oh man, the water's already up to the bottom of the bed! I've gotta hurry this up!' No, 'we' don't. So let's see what else this ladder has to offer...
'This is the ladder that goes up to the top bunk.' And again!
'So, ladder, we meet again.' Please, sir, I want some more...
'Once again, I gaze upon this stately ladder.'
Junpei: "Ladder? I don't even know her!"
'Most. Original. Joke. Ever.' Kind of sounds like Comic Book Guy, but with more sarcasm... (Oh no... you're clicking on the ladder again!)
'As I gaze into the ladder, the ladder gazes into me.'
Junpei: "Hey, so did yo hear what that shopkeeper said after his ladder got stolen?" "No, what'd he say?" "Further steps will be taken."
'...And that's why I have no friends.' Indeed. (You know that also applies to Shimohi here...)
'The ladder watches me. I sense that it finds me...wanting.'
Junpei: "So this friends of mine fell all the way down a 15-foot ladder." "Wow, that's pretty bad. How's he doing?" "Oh, he's all right, but he's feeling pretty rung out by the whole experience."
'I should be writing these down... They're comedy gold!' (Have you had enough of these ladder jokes already!?) Nope!
'I think the ladder is following me.'
Junpei: "Trying to keep up with all the latest stiles has me all rung out..." "Well, if it's a choice between being a step for someone else, and being a real social climber, I'll take the ladder!" "What do you call a secondary ladder covered in people?" "A full B-ladder!"
'Okay, I need to stop doing these before I hurt myself...' (Actually, I want to see Junpei hurt himself!) ... *listening for something* (What are you doing?) Oh... nothing...
'Beside, this is no time to be making jokes! I need to get out of here, now!' (Give me that stylus!) Hey!
'A ladder. It appears to have something to do with the bed.' (Okay, I think that's enough horsing around...let's just get to solving the puzzle already!)
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------------YOU FOUND IT!--------------
(I don't know why... but, aside from the stupid ladder jokes, what happened in there felt...familiar...) I'd be best not to dwell on that, besides, you're the Agent Scully of this group after all... (Yeah, and the both of you are silly stupid Agent Mulder's!) Exactly!
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(Note: The rest of this post involves different reactions and stuff from the second post, as seen here.)
???: I guess there's another one of us now.
(Yo! Lotus! What's up!?) Akurei, they didn't come up with those code names yet. (Oh yeah... *reaches hand behind back and is rumaging for something... but not finding it.* Hey where's the Unholy Nachos!?) (Unholy...what?) The timeline was reset, to therefore, the Unholy Nachos don't exist yet. (Aw man... but they will exist soon...) (I have a bad feeling about this...)
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Pink hair: Come on! Aren't you coming? You gotta hurry!
(AAAAAHHH!) (Why are you so afraid of a little girl?) (Oops... I'd rather not talk about it.) Me neither...
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Silver: Hey Asshole! What the hell is this?! C'mon out here! I wanna get a look at you!
(What if... "he's" already here!) Akurei... (Aw come on, the Unholy Nachos don't exist yet, and you can't take away what doesn't exist!)
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'(1) was [Ace]. (2) was [Snake]. (3) was [Santa]. (4) was [Clover].
(5) was [Junpei's] number. Akane was (6), and Junpei had given her the
code name of [June]. (7) was [Seven]. And (8) was [Lotus].'
We're still going to use Junpei's nicknames as substitutes for last names. (You said the same thing last time, but... are we going to use a substitue for Junpei's last name?) Well, I don't have any idea what to use, not that this stuff actually came into play last time. (How about what that strange voice that kept interrupting us after the Saturn Elevator was saying?) "Tenmyouji"? (Yeah, I don't see why the heaven not.) (Hold it! I know you're a bit crazy, as in much stranger than normal people, but hearing voices in your head is a sign of actual insanity... I'm worried about you two.)
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And now...for something different to happen in this playthough... (I'm going to have to demand another donation to the reference jar!)
'[Seven]--the mountain--swallowed hard. Junpei nodded and placed his
hand on the scanner panel. A red asterisk appeared on the LCD panel. The
device had registered Junpei's bracelet number: (5). His was not
enough, however. At least 2 more people were needed. Junpei asked...'
<<Which pair?>>
-Ace and Lotus (1 + 8)-
-Snake and Seven (2 + 7)-
-Santa and June (3 + 6)-
This time I choose...
Junpei: Snake, Seven... You think you could give me a hand here?
'The pun was a little too on-the-nose, but the mood was still grim. Both Snake and Seven lifted their left hands silently. Slowly, each of them placed their hand on the scanner panel.'
'5 + 2 + 7 = 14 [insert arrow here] 1 + 4 = [5]'
'They'd fulfilled the conditions. If they were to pull the lever on the side...'
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Seven: Whoa... That's...pretty bad...
(I already got the nachos while we were speeding past the shit we already read. But, more importantly, I'm going to get my Unholy Nachos back!) Which means you can't drop any even somewhat clear spoilers involving Zero and who this person is... (Well, awesome food has to have an equally awful price to it...) (More like the "food" itself is awful enough as it is! All you did is take some of the 9th Mans remains and dumped it on top of your nachos! I can see why Shimoh's calling them Unholy Nachos.)But, Niyagi, you... ah, never mind... I'm just going to stand waaaaay over there...
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'Junpei dropped to his knees and put his arm around her shoulders.
That was when he noticed...Her whole body was feverish. She was
radiating intense heat...'
(*Snaking on her Unholy Nachos* That's...still a...bad sign...right there.) *catches wind of the Unholy Nachos* Oh, dear gods! I thought I could avoid the smell from over here! *gags*
Junpei: What the hell?! Where'd this fever come from?
(The fires of hell, baby! ...From a certain point of view...)
June: ...
'June didn't answer. Her face looked like wax, and her whole body began to shake.'
(*Still snaking on the Unholy Nachos* Wow, she's really "burning up" there.)
Junpei: All right, let's just rest for a minute, okay?
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Well, we're back in the Nonary Game... (I have my Unholy Nachos again... *munch* *crunch* De-lish!) (Which are disgusting, by the way, and... I don't remember us ever doing a first playthrough at all...) (Would it be safe to say...) Well it is a minor detail but, Niyagi, would you believe that you were the one to first refer to what Akurei's snaking on as "Unholy Nachos"? (I don't know... I sounds like a term I'd coin, but you'd think I'd remember something... On the other hand, I could've just Brain Bleached my way into forgetting that awful stuff existed...) Yeah... Let's go with that... Oh, yeah, there's the reference jar to deal with.
Monty Python Reference Jar
Akurei: $18
Shimohi: $8
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